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#1 The Robstar

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Posted 02 July 2013 - 04:11 AM

At least two instances come to mind...

 

Swimming class, 2004, the instructor wore a bikini you could see through.... nipples..... tween..... swimming trunks.... *ding*..... she was real nice about it tho....

 

Meeting my ex g.f's father, 2009, Boner for no fucking reason..... i told him I had a condition when I was nervous....

 

Any of you blokes care to share? Or any girls care to share awkward boners pointed at them???


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Posted 02 July 2013 - 11:57 AM

Meeting my ex g.f's father, 2009, Boner for no fucking reason..... i told him I had a condition when I was nervous....

 

Lol. I like to imagine it was just you and him in the room and she was upstairs or something.


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Posted 02 July 2013 - 07:56 PM

Lol. I like to imagine it was just you and him in the room and she was upstairs or something.

I have a condition.....when I am alone with older men, I get all hot and bothered.....


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Posted 02 July 2013 - 08:38 PM

No one has ever caught 'it' in action before, but considering I'm going through puberty now, I go through all day. During the school year it is annoying. I go through a whole class with no problem and right when the bell rings, it happens @_@


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Posted 02 July 2013 - 09:47 PM

Lol. I like to imagine it was just you and him in the room and she was upstairs or something.

 

Hahaha kind of. We we're staying at his pad for the w.e. She was still asleep, I met him in the hallway on the way to the bathroom. I said "Morning" and he simply just looked down in disgust.... lol, He always hated me. hahaha

 

 

No one has ever caught 'it' in action before, but considering I'm going through puberty now, I go through all day. During the school year it is annoying. I go through a whole class with no problem and right when the bell rings, it happens @_@

lol

 

Maybe bells are the trigger?

 

Yeah puberty was weird, It wasn't too bad with the awkward boners, it was when your voice would crack at the worst of times.

 

I remember we had to perform a song in front of the whole school, and I had to do the countdown at the start, I did the "1, 2, 3" and on "4" my voice broke and I squealed like a dying chick LOL


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Posted 03 July 2013 - 07:30 AM

Art class, really good looking student in the class was wearing revealing clothing one day. woops. 

 

I had one spring up just before I had to go up in front of the class to do a presentation in english. I ended up going through with it, no fucks given. also doesn't help that the english teacher was rather young and attractive too. 


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Posted 03 July 2013 - 07:43 AM

If have to give a presentation and that happens, I just stall as long as I can until the teacher gets pissed. It works for me every time xD


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Posted 03 July 2013 - 10:28 AM

So, this is the equivalent of this ladies' topic? 


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Posted 03 July 2013 - 11:35 AM

So, this is the equivalent of this ladies' topic? 

Yep.

Except it is in the science section, because men are talking.

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Posted 03 July 2013 - 12:48 PM

I actually can't recall any surprise boners...

 

I blame my furry-ism



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Posted 03 July 2013 - 01:05 PM

No boners are awkward for me, I wear them loud and proud. B)



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Posted 03 July 2013 - 01:29 PM

I realised there was no point in being upset every time I get a boner...or even trying to hide them. I have to tape my cawk to my chest you see...so many ripped shirts. =/


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#13 Fox The Cat

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Posted 03 July 2013 - 02:55 PM

:o====.

 

xcuse me, I just puked a little >.>


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Posted 03 July 2013 - 10:32 PM

Boner Song

 

Had to be done.

Also, it happens worst when you are absolutely not aroused.

Talking to younger sister? Ding

Talking to Grandma? Ding

Watching tv and the cat walks up? Ding
If I was THAT screwed up I think I'd cut it off....


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Posted 04 July 2013 - 07:36 AM

Boner Song

 

Had to be done.

Also, it happens worst when you are absolutely not aroused.

Talking to younger sister? Ding

Talking to Grandma? Ding

Watching tv and the cat walks up? Ding
If I was THAT screwed up I think I'd cut it off....

Grandfathers funeral? Ding. 


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Posted 04 July 2013 - 09:38 AM

No boners are awkward for me, I wear them loud and proud. B)

"That's right baby, I'm pointing at YOU"

 

I realised there was no point in being upset every time I get a boner...or even trying to hide them. I have to tape my cawk to my chest you see...so many ripped shirts. =/

My brother always told me that people often over exaggerate things to compensate for their little problems... ;) 


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Posted 04 July 2013 - 10:08 AM

Aww hun, I'd be happy to show you I have no problems with mine.

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 04:14 AM

Never had an awkward boner, I did have a time I was asleep during the swimming carnival and people thought that I did and told me when I woke up, I assured them that if I did then they would definitely "know" and not just "think" that it happened.



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Posted 08 July 2013 - 10:18 AM

Watching tv and the cat walks up? Ding

 

This reminds me of somone who told me once, that when he whipped it out for some alone time, his cat would be there and bat at it while he was jerking off :P


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#20 Fox The Cat

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 05:03 PM

ouch.


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