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#1 Timathor Aznerac

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Posted 23 June 2013 - 02:19 PM

Are you a vampire? Or a hunter? Please pick a side and why...


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#2 Timathor Aznerac

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Posted 23 June 2013 - 02:21 PM

I am usually a vampire hunter. Mostly because most vampires are monsters in my point of view. Second of all vampires always seemed evil to me and the thought of sucking someone's blood is disgusting. Vampires are parasites in my opinion.


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Posted 23 June 2013 - 03:08 PM

Were vampires an actual factual thing they would most certainly trump any hunters that opposed them.

Given that they are essentially just humans that have ramped up physical abilities they have a solid advantage when it comes to the physical game.

Plus, they would most likely have superior intillect due to an amazingly elongated lifespan in which they could aquire theoretically limitless knowledge.

Their weakness to sunlight and urge to feed could be avoided with the proper preperation.

People quit smoking and/or hard drugs using only willpower from time to time, so why couldnt a vampire resist the urge to massacre humans for sustainance?

Human medical science has accomplished some pretty fantastic things, so given their lack of timeframe and immense knowledge base, vampires could feasibly find a way offset their their allergic reaction to the sun.

 

I am a man that would weigh these things in my head and decide what I would like to do with my choice of sides.

Then, I would check and see which side was full of assholes and do my best to stick it to them.

Thus, making all odds I calculated irrelevant I guess.


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Posted 23 June 2013 - 04:10 PM

Being a vampire hunter would be awesome as fuck. >.>


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Posted 23 June 2013 - 07:24 PM

Being a vampire hunter is somewhat glorified by the movie/television industry.

They tend to be the underdog hero that rises to the occasion and triumphs over the forces of evil vampires, or the specialist vampire hunter that goes up against hordes of the buggers and saves the day. In reality, a vampire hunter would probably live a life of fear and constantly looking over their shoulder, worrying that walking around any corner could be their demise. Not the glory filled life of victory that the movies tell us would happen.


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Posted 27 June 2013 - 06:04 AM

That's not why I'd want to be a vampire hunter. It's the awesome gadgets they always get. 


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#7 Affray

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Posted 27 June 2013 - 04:52 PM

Perhaps.

But who is to say that a vampire couldn't have gadgets?

They would after all have an infinite amount of time to learn the mechanics and engineering aspect of things.


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Posted 27 June 2013 - 05:29 PM

I would be a Vampire who hunts other Vampires

 

 

 

'cuz that's how I roll



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Posted 27 June 2013 - 05:51 PM

 

(Fun fact: Wooden bullets are a thing that exist.)


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Posted 27 June 2013 - 09:47 PM

I would be a Vampire who hunts other Vampires

 

 

 

'cuz that's how I roll

Like Blade, or Angel?


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#11 Timathor Aznerac

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Posted 01 July 2013 - 08:06 PM

If I were to be a vampire hunter, I'd be like Van Helsing, he is a total bad ass. He could kill every vampire! 


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Posted 01 July 2013 - 09:42 PM

Vampire, simply because of the awesome cape.



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Posted 02 July 2013 - 11:52 AM

Probably vampire, mostly for the arguments above (including the cape comment). I mean, it would suck to live forever and see everyone around you die, but on the other hand, you can learn and see and read and hear so much... to never feel as if you are running out of time...

And I do believe that the problems of sun and blood can/will be solved somehow. We have forever to look for the answer, so...

 

Besides... Black is totally my colour.



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Posted 02 July 2013 - 07:45 PM

Immortality would be the real gift.

People adjust to losing loved ones well within a human lifetime.

Now imagine you have forever to cope with whatever sadness you may encounter.

Sign me up.


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Posted 04 July 2013 - 01:47 AM

I would be a vampire hunter first. Then When I reach the prime age, of my life. (like 33 or something) I will turn myself into a vampire and live forever! BAM two flies in one blow.



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Posted 06 July 2013 - 10:50 AM

That's a good plan, especially if you can find a vampire of the sexy variety to bite you.


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Posted 23 September 2013 - 06:01 AM

I would be a vampire. Vampire hunters always seem to have to much fun hunting them and start doing really crazy/bloody things. I mean I would love to run fast and not die.

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Posted 30 September 2013 - 07:17 PM

That's a good plan, especially if you can find a vampire of the sexy variety to bite you.

 

Is there any other kind?


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Posted 30 September 2013 - 07:44 PM

Is there any other kind?

Edward.


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Posted 03 October 2013 - 12:28 PM

Edward.

 

I'm sorry; take Bella Twat out of the picture, and he is tasty. Of course, if I had the choice, I'd rip his throat out with my bare hands to get at Carlisle.

 

 

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