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[The Robstar]

Oh, oh, I have another one...

 

I love every bone in your body.... especially mine....

[Wolf]

You must be related to small text

 

 

'cuz you FIIIIIIIIIINE

[The Robstar]

I may not be Fred Flintstone.... but I can make your BEDROCK!!!!!!

[DaRatmastah]

How do you like your eggs in the morning?  Fertilized?

 

I'm allowed to use that one because I'm already a young parent.  >_>

 

Um...

 

Do your pants have mirrors on them?  Because I can see myself in them.

 

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

 

I lost my teddy bear, will you come sleep with me?

 

(similarly)

 

I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

[Champion of Cyrodiil]

"why dont you take off that pokemon shirt and let me get a pikachu."

not sure about the spelling, but a friend said that to a girl with a pokemon shirt on a few years back. i thought it was pretty good for a spur of the moment thing.

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

Once I told a guy I wanted to play his dick like a flute.

But it worked, so I guess it's technically my best.

[Calvary]

Lucky! When I did that I got a restraining order put on me. =<

[The Robstar]

Once I told a guy I wanted to play his dick like a flute.

But it worked, so I guess it's technically my best.

If I used that I would receive a black eye, if they accepted.... Um..... *run away*

[Silver_rose]

"You are what you eat and by tomorrow I plan to be you"

[The Robstar]

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so is your P**sy

[The Robstar]

Take a seat.... on my c#ck.....

[The Seldom Seen Kid]

Hey girl. Let's play house, you be the door and I'll slam ya...

 

Instant gash magnet

[Benihime]

Dude came up to me and said

"What would you say if I bought you a dozen roses?"

Me:

"I would be more impressed if you could come up with a new line."

(He had already tried to pick up the other girls in the shop with that line and they had warned me about him.)

[Calvary]

Hey girl. Let's play house, you be the door and I'll slam ya...

 

Instant gash magnet

 

Those two lines...the worst thing I've ever seen or heard from you.

[The Seldom Seen Kid]

TEEHEE

[The Robstar]

Did you go swimming earlier? Or did I just get you wet?

[The Robstar]

Hey, tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes.

[The Seldom Seen Kid]

Hey girl. Come back to my place tonight and I'll let you see your family again.