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[twa]

What's a girlfriend? 

[Affray]

What's a girlfriend? 

A girlfriend is this companion that you can tolerate for more than ten minutes at a time and when you are bored you do sexy stuff.

[idk]

A girlfriend is this companion that you can tolerate for more than ten minutes at a time and when you are bored you do sexy stuff.

sexy stuff = naked chess.

 

"I move my pawn forward and attack your rook."

[Affray]

sexy stuff = naked chess.

 

"I move my pawn forward and attack your rook."

Strip chess is definitely fun.

Just like most things strip related.

[idk]

Strip chess is definitely fun.

Just like most things strip related.

hm, somehow I feel "Strip-planecrash" or "Strip-gethitbyabus" aren't all that fun.

[twa]

Is it the same for a boyfriend? Such weird words I've never heard before. 

[evilevilmonkey]

Heh, I have actually never been in a serious relationship with anyone, but there is this one girl that I am fairly good friends with who I like. I really want to ask her out sometime, but I'm afraid of ruining our friendship, which I think means a lot to both of us. 
Maybe ill start with something small, like gaming. She plays minecraft, so maybe ill invite her to some server. Or LoL (less likely, I'm terrible at lol)

I think often the best relationships start out as friendships. My husband & I were best friends for 5 years before we became a couple. I think relationship work better when you've been friends for a while first, that way you already know all about each others personalities & each others flaws. And it's wonderful if it does work out because then u have a partner & a best friend in one person who you get to spend everyday with. Hmm... as for the fear of it ruining your friendship if it doesn't work out I guess it is a possibility, some people are able to remain friends while others find it difficult. But nothing ventured nothing gained, I suppose. Maybe just take it slowly at first & try & subtly find out if your feelings are reciprocated.

[Nerdyzz]

Never had a gf, never kissed a girl, but I'm 17 so now I started getting interested in these things. Any suggestions for a noob?

[Calvary]

Chloroform.

[SushiKitten]

Chloroform.

Is there a practical use to chloroform? It seems like it's become so ingrained in kidnapping jokes that I wonder if you can even buy it without seeming like a criminal.

[idk]

Is there a practical use to chloroform? It seems like it's become so ingrained in kidnapping jokes that I wonder if you can even buy it without seeming like a criminal.

Ask 4chan, they probably know everything there is to know about chloroform. 

[Bowsette]

Is there a practical use to chloroform? It seems like it's become so ingrained in kidnapping jokes that I wonder if you can even buy it without seeming like a criminal.

It's a common solvent in laboratories and pharmaceutical companies because it doesn't really react to anything, so it's reasonably safe in those areas where others might have unwanted results.

[SIlhouette]

That was a very interesting read so I will share. btw haven't been online much recently, there is a lot going on in life atm...

 

At age 11 I got a crush on a girl and after a couple years we went out once and then I became frightened of dating due to awkward silences and such. I was just very self concious but apparently I made an impression since 12 years later we are very close friends and she said she didn't think it was awkward but she was waiting for me to arrange a next date which I did not do.

 

I developed a couple crushes through school, had a few kisses but nothing lasted past a week. Coming out of school I went on a gap year and again went into relationships with a few people, none seemed like they would become permanent and sadly the one 3 months towards the end of my gap year was an amazing relationship but we knew it would end when we returned to our respective countries (Australia and America). On the day I packed up my apartment I walked over to hers, gave her a kiss and a hug and that was that, I don't regret how that ended and I hope she doesn't either, seemed to me there was an understanding from the start that it would end that way.

 

Haven't gone out with anyone since then and don't really care to, I haven't felt like I needed nor wanted a girlfriend since I had those silly school crushes. As an adult I am open to relationships but I would prefer to become close friends first and all that, maybe after a while go out. Most likely she would ask me out, Its very likely that the person I get married to would have to propose to me hehe.

[The Robstar]

Never had a gf, never kissed a girl, but I'm 17 so now I started getting interested in these things. Any suggestions for a noob?

 

You're still young yo. My best suggestion would be to get out there and meet new people. Join a book or sports club, you're sure to meet a few girls there. Find a girl, become friends... and I'll tell you the rest once you're at that level  

That was a very interesting read so I will share. btw haven't been online much recently, there is a lot going on in life atm...

 

At age 11 I got a crush on a girl and after a couple years we went out once and then I became frightened of dating due to awkward silences and such. I was just very self concious but apparently I made an impression since 12 years later we are very close friends and she said she didn't think it was awkward but she was waiting for me to arrange a next date which I did not do.

 

I developed a couple crushes through school, had a few kisses but nothing lasted past a week. Coming out of school I went on a gap year and again went into relationships with a few people, none seemed like they would become permanent and sadly the one 3 months towards the end of my gap year was an amazing relationship but we knew it would end when we returned to our respective countries (Australia and America). On the day I packed up my apartment I walked over to hers, gave her a kiss and a hug and that was that, I don't regret how that ended and I hope she doesn't either, seemed to me there was an understanding from the start that it would end that way.

 

Haven't gone out with anyone since then and don't really care to, I haven't felt like I needed nor wanted a girlfriend since I had those silly school crushes. As an adult I am open to relationships but I would prefer to become close friends first and all that, maybe after a while go out. Most likely she would ask me out, Its very likely that the person I get married to would have to propose to me hehe.

Very interesting read bro. My ex girlfriend once told me that you should never feel that you NEED to have a girlfriend. I totally respect how you feel and I can relate. I recently became single after a 2 year relationship, and I don't have the energy or time to focus on a girl atm. I'm going to focus on me, me and ME!!!!

 

I know good things take time, and if it's meant to be, then it's meant to be.

 

Thanks for sharing your story bro