And he looked so confused. "My human is pushing the pedal but the metal beast isn't moving."
Got stuck while driving my dog around
Started by SpleenBeGone, May 25 2013 07:52 PM
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Posted 25 May 2013 - 07:52 PM
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Posted 25 May 2013 - 11:20 PM
And he looked so confused. "My human is pushing the pedal but the metal beast isn't moving."
you should have told him to get out and push.
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Posted 26 May 2013 - 08:23 AM
I tried to get him to get out while I was getting it unstuck, he wouldn't budge.
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Posted 26 May 2013 - 11:07 AM
What use is he? Geez, fine, have HIM hit the gas while you push. Or dangle a frisbee in the back winshield, he'll push you all the way home.
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Posted 26 May 2013 - 11:18 AM
wait how did you manage to get stuck in may, and what where you driving?
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Posted 26 May 2013 - 12:18 PM
What use is he? Geez, fine, have HIM hit the gas while you push. Or dangle a frisbee in the back winshield, he'll push you all the way home.
He's a husky, I should have been able to have him pull me home.
wait how did you manage to get stuck in may, and what where you driving?
Drainage ditch, Nissan Xterra.
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Posted 26 May 2013 - 02:39 PM
Drainage ditch, Nissan Xterra.
Well, it all makes sense now.
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Posted 27 May 2013 - 04:53 AM
I think he's lost faith in you. You're not the all powerful being you once were in his eyes.
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Posted 28 May 2013 - 07:10 AM
I never was to him. He always sat back watching my friends and myself do dumb things with a disappointing look on his face.
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Posted 28 May 2013 - 08:07 AM
I never was to him. He always sat back watching my friends and myself do dumb things with a disappointing look on his face.
"Why are they putting the toaster in the oven?"
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Posted 28 May 2013 - 10:40 AM
I never was to him. He always sat back watching my friends and myself do dumb things with a disappointing look on his face.
If he had thumbs, he would probably be right there with you >.>
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Posted 28 May 2013 - 11:45 AM
Probably.
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Posted 28 May 2013 - 11:55 AM
I imagine Laredo as a little canine version of Spleen
you toss him a stick, he comes back with a detonator
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Posted 28 May 2013 - 12:16 PM
I imagine him as more of a Russian spy. "Day 7, human americans believe I'm cuddly. Will use this to learn their secrets." "Day 4745, still no contact from mother country, american humans much dumber than previously suspected."
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Posted 29 May 2013 - 07:12 AM
"Day 8, humans have learned my weakness: I enjoy having my tummy scratched. I will attempt to save face and not lose control."
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Posted 29 May 2013 - 07:29 AM
True story, he didn't start kicking his leg while his chest was scratched until 11.
