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[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

She
s looking at a picture of her ultra-sound and tells her gay best friend that it looks like a peanut.

He gets a really weird look on his face and put down his trail mix.

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

"Maybe we can get married."

"Haha. I'd rather die.
It's not you.
It's the thought of being with you.
Forever."

[SpleenBeGone]

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

"He hates my guts.."

"Maybe if you apologized to him, he'd forgive you."

"Really? But what would I say to him?"

"How about that you're sorrie, and that you're an asshole."

"Hey that's good, I need to write that down."

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"Haven't you ever heard of friends with benefits? *unzips his pants and jumps back* OH MY GOD, YOU'RE HUNG LIKE A DINOSAUR!!"

[RainKamelot]

So really small?

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

She listed him as 10 inches long and 6 around..

So..

Yeah.. that'd split me in half easily. >__>

[RainKamelot]

Sounds yummy.

[LD50]

you watch the most interesting shows.

i should subscribe to your newsletter.

[Lord_Zamboodu]

wow that was interesting

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Rain: It does indeed. <.<

LD: It's a movie, but thank you.

IT'S FULL OF PORN, I HIGHLY SUGGEST IT

Zam: Well, I try.. *blush*

[RainKamelot]

I may look this up.

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I thought it was a good'n.

[RainKamelot]

Flippy Approved.
Rain Interested.

[LD50]

LD: It's a movie, but thank you.

IT'S FULL OF PORN, I HIGHLY SUGGEST IT

honestly, you hardly recommend me anything unless it does.

to the interwebs.

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Rain: It's more funny than anything else.

LD: I meant my newsletter, not the movie.

lawls

[RainKamelot]

Rain (Still) Interested.

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Shimona.

Hope you likes eet.

[LD50]

LD: I meant my newsletter, not the movie.

lawls

ummm, that's the point. duh

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