Prepare the fire.
Started by SpleenBeGone, Apr 11 2013 03:30 PM
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Posted 11 April 2013 - 03:30 PM
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Posted 11 April 2013 - 03:47 PM
AUGH
OH GOD
ALL THE FIRE.
WE NEED EXPLOSIVES.
I don't think he needs to be immortal. I think all he needs to do is to write the right story. Because some stories do live forever.
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Posted 11 April 2013 - 10:32 PM
I don't think Nyarlathotep can be killed by the likes of us mere mortals. I'd better get Cthugha for this one.
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Posted 12 April 2013 - 08:34 AM
Fucking hell, in all my years of bee keeping and pest control I've never seen anything like that. If I had, I'd probably just get back in the car and go home to cry.
Ask for my discord/Insta/Tumblr if you want.
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Posted 12 April 2013 - 10:41 AM
See this is where I would just accept my fate and start worshipping them as gods.
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Posted 12 April 2013 - 12:58 PM
well, i would forget about the fire and just run the fuck out of there...
nope. not even a signature.
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Posted 12 April 2013 - 04:47 PM
You can't tell me you wouldn't want to burn that fucker? My first thought would be, 'petrol and matches'.
Ask for my discord/Insta/Tumblr if you want.
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Posted 12 April 2013 - 07:29 PM
I'm...kind of concerned that I'm the only person whose first reaction was, "Oh boy, let's kick it and see if we can run away fast enough!"
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Posted 12 April 2013 - 09:51 PM
I'm...kind of concerned that I'm the only person whose first reaction was, "Oh boy, let's kick it and see if we can run away fast enough!"
Well be concerned no more.
I just had not been here yet.
I would be super tempted to wail on it with a shovel then run like hell, just for kicks.
I haven't met a hornet's nest yet that I couldn't best.
It is perfectly acceptable to fear and admire a being you could not possibly understand.
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Posted 13 April 2013 - 01:05 AM
Why don't they make pinatas hornet-nest shaped? Imagine the shenanigains...
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Posted 13 April 2013 - 07:18 AM
Nature makes those, they are full of wasps.
Its pretty great.
It is perfectly acceptable to fear and admire a being you could not possibly understand.
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Posted 14 April 2013 - 11:52 AM
Nature makes those, they are full of wasps.
Its pretty great.
And they have the BEST surprises inside >.>
First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Socialist.
Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Trade Unionist.
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for me-- and there was no one left to speak for me.
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Posted 14 April 2013 - 02:37 PM
And they have the BEST surprises inside >.>
This is why we cant have nice things.
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Posted 15 April 2013 - 09:11 AM
Just to be safe, set the whole town on fire. Just gotta make sure they're good and crispy.
