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[Mister Sympa]

I haven't gotten to that episode yet!!

 

Also, Flippy, I almost posted that gif here. The violin is fucking hysterical.

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[Calvary]

https://youtu.be/p37_Ux1G_BI

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I haven't gotten to that episode yet!!

Also, Flippy, I almost posted that gif here. The violin is fucking hysterical.

The accordion and the harmonica too, omg..

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[Calvary]

https://youtu.be/qzPvx8VUSDw

 

 

Grrrr why don't youtube videos show up as videos any more? >:I

[Wolf]

it's gotta be plain text, and it's gotta be the full url, no youtu.be links

 

 

OT: He's either lying or passing a kidney stone

[Calvary]

Thank you, Kaiju Nudes! You're my hero.

 

 

And right? I don't know what sort of face that is but I can't imagine he's enjoying whatever he's doing. Maybe he's turtle heading.

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http://imgur.com/KgpDCeI

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https://youtu.be/YECW_iGcrSo

That uncomfortable eye contact at the end always breaks my resolve.

[SpleenBeGone]

Found this on reddit, made me laugh. >.>

 

People often ask me what it means to be an American. I tell 'em it's triumph. Triumph.

Triumph when we nuke our enemies. Triumph when our flag flutters proudly in the wind on the moon while we peer down from the moon and laugh heartily at Russia. Triumph when we depose one dictator after another. Triumph when we break into the homes of terrorist kingpins on the other side of Earth and shoot them in the face. Triumph when we use flying robots to bomb other terrorists in Afghanistan, and other nuclear robots to explore Mars. Triumph when we free Europe from Nazis. Triumph. Triumph. Triumph.

But it's not just the the big things, see? It's the way I can set up lawn chairs at my friends house on the Texas Rio Grande and share a toast to freedom while watching Mexicans charge into gunfire to enter my country. It's the way an Italian cabbie sits up straight and floors the gas when he hears my accent. It's seeing the wide eyes and bead of sweat running down the forehead of a German customs agent when he opens my passport. It's the way a French waiter hangs his head when I refuse the wine and ask for Coke instead, in English knowing full well he understands me (and that they have it). The way an Aussie blushes and leans into the urinal next to me in the bathroom, or the scowl that meets my smirk when I tip an English waiter in US dollars covered with Washington's face. The way small mobs of Canadian school children follow me from a distance to see what a free man looks like, or how heads timidly rise and women gather when my accent stops the music in the clubs of Amsterdam.

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Why can't people like this be my friend?

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[Calvary]

^ This is one of the reasons why I never smoked on a regular basis, even when I had access to weed on a daily basis. I've never been massively into pot, I'm not gonna pretend I know a damn thing about it but I think the novelty wears off quite quick. When I was younger I used to smoke every couple months and even then it was never as good as that first bong hit.

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Yep. That being said, imo, good weed smells and tastes so fucking good. Mmm.

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[Affray]

Found this on reddit, made me laugh. >.>

The Canadian school children bit made me chuckle.

If only he knew that we have the same freedoms, only ours are usually free, or real.

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Oh jesus..