I like that one because you kind of get the feeling that he's done this before
Why So Serious
Started by Lord_Zamboodu, Mar 01 2012 02:47 PM
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Posted 05 March 2014 - 04:18 PM
First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Socialist.
Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Trade Unionist.
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for me-- and there was no one left to speak for me.
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Posted 05 March 2014 - 09:55 PM
Okay okay okay okay okay okay... okay, I got one!
A circus performer goes to a bar with a walrus. The walrus gets drunk and passes out. The circus performer feels so embarrassed that he tries to leave without the walrus. The bar tender yells at him "Hey! You can't leave that lyin' there!". The circus performer says "That's not a lion, it's a walrus."
Get it?! LION?!
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Posted 05 March 2014 - 10:23 PM
It may just be because its late, but that joke has me in tears. I can't stop laughing.
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Posted 05 March 2014 - 11:19 PM
It may just be because its late, but that joke has me in tears. I can't stop laughing.
Oh boy, do I have some jokes for you. Do I have some jokes for you, indeed.
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Posted 05 March 2014 - 11:32 PM
Oh boy, do I have some jokes for you. Do I have some jokes for you, indeed.
There should be a whole thread just for you and your jokes.
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Posted 06 March 2014 - 12:14 AM
HOW DID I NOT NOTICE
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Posted 06 March 2014 - 08:53 AM
My life would be so much easier if I could use keyboard shortcuts.
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Posted 06 March 2014 - 09:25 AM
Ctrl+F is where it's at.
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Posted 06 March 2014 - 10:13 AM
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Posted 06 March 2014 - 03:45 PM
O.o ctrl+F alone would revolutionize EVERYTHING
First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Socialist.
Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Trade Unionist.
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for me-- and there was no one left to speak for me.
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Posted 06 March 2014 - 07:53 PM
Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, I got another one (God help you all)!
Two stereotypical black people are talking about rap. One of the black people says "Hey, do you remember that song that begins like "They see me rollin' or something?" The other black person says "Yeah I remember it, and don't call me Rolland."
I know right?! ROLLIN' SOUNDS LIKE ROLLAND (kinda)
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#2733
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Posted 06 March 2014 - 08:07 PM
*facedesk* *facedesk* facedesk* (But Im still laughing)
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Posted 06 March 2014 - 09:56 PM
“Shimatta! Bare… nan no koto kashira?”
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Posted 07 March 2014 - 07:25 PM
Here's another thing that could be considered a joke by some people in a some mental institution!
Wasp criminals are in their basement making all kinds of illegal drugs. The boss wasp notices one of his men is acting strange. The boss says "Ay, new guy! You okay?" The new guy takes out a gun and a bunch of wasp policemen run into the basement. The new guy aims a gun at the wasp leader and yells "Get down! This is a sting!"
!?wASPS !?sTING !?gET IT
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Posted 07 March 2014 - 08:56 PM
It may just be because its late, but that joke has me in tears. I can't stop laughing.
I'm dying at you dying.
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Posted 07 March 2014 - 09:17 PM
Here's another thing that could be considered a joke by some people in a some mental institution!
Wasp criminals are in their basement making all kinds of illegal drugs. The boss wasp notices one of his men is acting strange. The boss says "Ay, new guy! You okay?" The new guy takes out a gun and a bunch of wasp policemen run into the basement. The new guy aims a gun at the wasp leader and yells "Get down! This is a sting!"
!?wASPS !?sTING !?gET IT
Ha
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HA!!!
Ok this made me chuckle, not as funny as the others though.
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Posted 07 March 2014 - 09:31 PM
The Human Centipede - child-friendly edit
“Shimatta! Bare… nan no koto kashira?”
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Posted 08 March 2014 - 12:14 AM
Ok this made me chuckle, not as funny as the others though.
Just like everything in my life, these jokes are getting progressively worse. I guess I've lost my good joke buzz. Maybe I should try to bee better at telling jokes. Maybe I could comb over my joke index.
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Posted 08 March 2014 - 12:22 AM
