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[Bowsette]

[Affray]

My thoughts when a woman near me is on her period:

I know
I know
I know
I don't care
No I know I just don't care
Well its hard to keep caring when I am constantly reminded of it
I know
I don't like you wearing underwear anyway
No I didn't think they were cute
If it is that bad why don't you go for a walk or a jog
No I do understand
I just know that exercise can get rid of the cramps
Ok, well just sit there and whine
I am well versed in ignoring you people anyway
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Still don't care
You are interrupting my sandwich with your whines
Yes I like the sandwich more than you right now
It is fulfilling my needs and you are not
Isn't there a closet you could go sit in and do this
Or wait until I am done this sandwich and can leave
This is getting out of hand
You have upset my sandwich
I know
Yeah, well you won't hate me tomorrow

[M_GORILLA]

[Affray]

Salad, I need not this pathetic attempt at a morsel of sustenance.
Let us henceforth banish this salad idea to the wastelands of our histories and eat not a thing but meat and mead.
May our children's children be spared the heartache and tribulation of a salad filled domain.

[Lord_Zamboodu]

[M_GORILLA]

thats is exactly how i view, well put.

[Cthulhu]

Until they start talking. THEN we have an issue.

[Affray]

Some animals talk.
That only makes them more delicious in my opinion.
Nothing tastier than sorrow.

[Bowsette]

Humans are animals.

Mmm, human.

[Lord_Zamboodu]

[Affray]

Humans are animals.

Mmm, human.

I have a theory that we taste like bacon.
Our flesh is most similar to pigs, so there is some logic there.
We would probably taste a lot more disgusting though, we tend to eat pure garbage.

[SpleenBeGone]

"I was tossing this chicks salad when..."

~Flippy

[Lord_Zamboodu]

"I was tossing this chicks salad when..."

~Flippy

That is fucking great. I laughed too hard.......

[Lord_Zamboodu]

[Affray]

"I was tossing this chicks salad when..."

~Flippy

That is a stretch, but totally still within the given parameters.

If I had a dollar for every time I had to break this news to chicks...

[M_GORILLA]

"I was tossing this chicks salad when..."

~Flippy

mmmmmm tossed salads

[Calvary]

"You have a lot in common with my little toe..."

"Oh?"

"Tonight I'm going to bang you on the coffee table."

[Affray]

I have heard the same joke, only with a better ending.

"Tonight I am going to bang you on every piece of furniture I own."

[M_GORILLA]

this is what i thought when i heard about the movie the dictator.

[M_GORILLA]