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[Photography Raptor]

I love body wash. Old Spice all the way.

Fuck Axe.

[Mister Sympa]

DID SOMEBODY SAY OLD SPICE

 

[Elfie]

Hahahahahahaha

[Affray]

Wtf is with people and cologne/perfume.

Showers work just as well. Women love men who bathe, not men who marinate their head in artificial smells.

This fucking guy at work bathed in the stuff. I literally followed the scent trail from the locker room across the building and a down a flight of stairs. It's like,

"Can you put body wash down on your Christmas list? Because your wife shouldn't keep buying you cologne."

You work with a bunch dudes, dude.

EDIT: One squirt people! Two if it's date night. Those are the rules.

I only ever wear deoderant (lady speed stick like a boss), never any sprays or cologne etc.

My wife actually noticed and gets all handsy when my dude smell makes it's way though the deoderant.

Pheromones are totally a thing that work and heavy cologne/perfume only masks it.

[Photography Raptor]

Yup. That's why girls steal men's clothing. First time I borrowed my flannel out to my girlfriend she didn't want to return it. She wore it to bed because it smelled like me. This was very early in the relationship. When love blossomed.

She did try getting my Under Armor sweaters once. I almost had to fight her.

[Bestmand902]

I did this

 

I don't know why I did this

 

I don't know what dark powers caused me to do this

 

But I've done it

 

http://www.elfyourse...m/?mId=69706848

 

(Forgive the shoddy cropping, I was really tired and bored when I did this.)

 

And for people who can't see it on Elfyourself:

 

[Elfie]

https://www.facebook...874021016074023

[SpleenBeGone]

https://g.redditmedi...ffd87347161d4fc

[Affray]

https://g.redditmedi...ffd87347161d4fc

Wuuuuuuuuuuuuut the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

[SpleenBeGone]

She danced her butt off. 

[Photography Raptor]

Cool. I get to do 400+ in deer and elk hides this week. Only got to dry those before. So this is a first.

Deer is so fucking small. Got 70 full hides loaded in a drum that normally can hold 25 steer halves.

[Affray]

She danced her butt off. 

People are fucked.

What happens if she picks up some dude and they go back home?

She lures him in with a phat ass then reveals that it was a ruse all along.

I mean most men would probably not let that deter them from vagina, but it would have to be a real serious moment of contemplation.

 

 

Cool. I get to do 400+ in deer and elk hides this week. Only got to dry those before. So this is a first.

Deer is so fucking small. Got 70 full hides loaded in a drum that normally can hold 25 steer halves.

I wish I could play with my meat skin and get paid to do it.

[SpleenBeGone]

Relevant. 

https://youtu.be/N-1C6QlvHl8?t=3m29s

[Affray]

I absolutely used to have that movie on VHS.

Blaxploitation movies always entertained me, so a parody of one is just the best.

[Photography Raptor]

I do NOT miss VHS. I've had boxes upon boxes.

 

Also,

 

Learned that I might have a little one in my life come next month. 2nd grader. So yeah, might be becoming a 'father'.

 

Long story short, someone might be going to prison. And we might end up with the offspring.

[Elfie]

Parenting is hard, and it has a lot of sacrifices, but experencing true unconditional love and making your relationship go to a new level because of it is very satisfying

[Affray]

I do NOT miss VHS. I've had boxes upon boxes.

 

Also,

 

Learned that I might have a little one in my life come next month. 2nd grader. So yeah, might be becoming a 'father'.

 

Long story short, someone might be going to prison. And we might end up with the offspring.

I think we are going to need a bit more information on what happened for this to be your potential reality.

Are we talking girlfriend's sibling, a cousin of yours/hers?

You have my attention.

[Photography Raptor]

Parenting is hard, and it has a lot of sacrifices, but experencing true unconditional love and making your relationship go to a new level because of it is very satisfying

 

Definitely okay with it. I realize I'll have to change a few habits, spend more money, etc. etc. We're hoping a different relative steps up and takes the responsibility. It's not that we're scared to, it's our home is very tiny and the timing of this is all wrong, and very limited. If they don't the alternative is the state takes her. Being raised by the state and living in foster care is no way to live, especially when blood relatives exist. We obviously can't let that happen. The final trial is in a month, so we'll see what happens.

 

Before my current GF I almost dated a single mom, but in the end she was the one who drove me off. Not the idea of parenting. This will give me a reason to watch more Disney movies. The last time the wee lass was over to our house we watched some of the Tinkerbell movies on Netflix.

 

Seriously, go watch the Neverbeast one, it's the best. Tinkerbell is the shiznit.

[Elfie]

I have three kids, I know all the movies. Sometimes life challenges your moral compass, and character.

[Photography Raptor]

I think we are going to need a bit more information on what happened for this to be your potential reality.

Are we talking girlfriend's sibling, a cousin of yours/hers?

You have my attention.

 

It is indeed my girlfriends younger sister.

 

Her mom recently has committed some federal crimes. If she does not have to see jail time she will be doing some rehab. In which case, we anticipate that either way she will not fight to get the little one back. We live in a sad reality where being a mom, is actually at the bottom of the priority list for some people. Who knows, people can surprise you. Either way...

 

Having come from a family where my own mother tossed me at my dad's feet when I was 6 and left for good, I can definitely relate.