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#1 (V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻

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Posted 01 March 2012 - 09:45 AM

Reasons to become a hermit, by Flippy McGinty.
[WIFF RAGE SMILIES, SHIMONA]


So's I was going to pick up some medication and looked over at the display next to me..

It had the nighttime sleeping pills along side KY jelly. <___<
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I make my way towards the produce as I am going to buy some asparagus for the chicken and rice I'm making tomorrow and I see something green and beautiful.
As I approach I realize it's Green River..
Posted Image It's that wonderful time of year again.

So I go and stand in line at the self checkout station and I notice a woman sidling up next to me trying to get ahead.
I don't pay too much attention because I figure she won't actually have the balls to think that I don't notice her.
Sure as shit I walk ahead to go to the next available station and she chastises me.
Posted Image Bitch you saw me see you.. If you want to sneak up on someone you should probably not wear a bright yellow jacket.

Now back the fuck up off my ass before I punch you in your dusty cooter.
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Broad didn't say a damn thing after that.

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Posted 01 March 2012 - 10:30 AM

:lol:

awesome.
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Posted 01 March 2012 - 01:40 PM

Sleepy time pills next to KY? Awesome.

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Posted 01 March 2012 - 01:47 PM

who needs reasons to be a hermit?


i've also come to the conclusion that i need ky and sleeping pills together more than i ever thought possible. >___>
curse you, brilliant store stockers.

also, you shoulda punched that bitch in the cunt. with a shopping cart.

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Posted 01 March 2012 - 01:51 PM

Cooter. Suddenly I realize that was in that story. Cooooooooooter.

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Posted 01 March 2012 - 01:58 PM

we say all kinds of funny words.

especially if you catch spleen or i off guard <__<

we're slowly influencing flippy with our southern-ness, though >__>

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Posted 01 March 2012 - 02:06 PM

I was watching Ellen and that word came up in Clumsy Thumbsy. I love it now.

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Posted 01 March 2012 - 03:05 PM

Spleen: Quite.

Rain: I thought so too. >.>

LD: True.
And and.. you can catch redheads wiff teh sleeping pills IN the green river. =O

Also, I love the word cooter.
Tho I did not get it from y'all.

I did, however.. get y'all from y'all.

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Posted 01 March 2012 - 03:24 PM

you are a genius.

i know :P

>__>
*giggle*

you also forgot to mention making us say words cause you giggle when we do >_>

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Posted 01 March 2012 - 03:37 PM

PUDDIN!

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Posted 01 March 2012 - 03:41 PM

XD

you really do enjoy hearing us say that, don't you?

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Posted 01 March 2012 - 03:43 PM

Almost as much as Jaz's Roger.

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Posted 01 March 2012 - 03:44 PM

>__>

thas a lot.

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Posted 01 March 2012 - 03:45 PM

XD

Yessum.

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Posted 01 March 2012 - 03:46 PM

XD