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[SpleenBeGone]

I'm a professional student. And I strip down at the bars on Saturdays.

 

I'm a computer engineering student, probably going towards a robotics career path since I love this work term so much. I'd love to work with NASA or the CSA, that's where I want to see myself in a few years time.

That's an intense title, you /are/ information technology.

 

 

I'd totally do that if I had the confidence.

 

 

I'd totally do that if I had the legs...

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[GandalfsDaughter]

 And I strip down at the bars on Saturdays.

I would totally do that if I wasn´t a minor...and if I had the confidence...and if I wasn´t myself xD

 

nope, not even a chance.

[Affray]

Suddenly, most popular thread on the forum.

Strippers will do that.

 

By the by, do you strip down on Saturday's professionally, or is it just because alcohol makes you fun?

[Calvary]

I'd totally do it if I had the hips.

 

Seriously though that's awesome haha.

[Diabolical_Jazz]

I'd totally do that if I had the legs...

I'd totally do it if people wanted to pay to see me naked.

[Diabolical_Jazz]

Actually though, my best friend started working as a stripper a couple weeks ago.
I... don't really want to go see her naked.

[Calvary]

Pff, some friend you are then. ;D

[MrSandman]

My job sucks, I work for a company that sales machine parts the only good part is that it has some good people and it pays very good. Other than that it sucks. Anyone want to start a company with me? Like a videogame "hooterstore" That would have bin cool.

[Diabolical_Jazz]

Pff, some friend you are then. ;D

 

It's true, I'm a terrible friend! D=
I should probably have gone and gotten the most awkward lapdance in history, but oh well.

[Calvary]

Oh come on that'd be hilarious!

[SushiKitten]

I really didn't mean to derail this thread with stripping. 

 

 

I strip professionally. My show is called "Awkward Chubby Student with No Coordination Dances for You" Come see it if you're in town.

[Calvary]

I can't think of a better way to derail a thread than with stripping/strippers.

 

Except for lasers. Lasers are cool.

[SpleenBeGone]

Strippers with lasers?

[GandalfsDaughter]

Strippers with lasers?

 

that would be a nice way of calling in geeks/nerds

[Calvary]

Strippers with lasers?

 

I err....I have to go clean myself up now. Thanks.

[Diabolical_Jazz]

LASERSTRIPPERS!
FROM MARS!

[Affray]

I shall put us back on track.

 

Though I am now an embroiderer I have had several other jobs in my time.

They are as follows, in order of appearance:

 

Landscaper: Cut my neighbour's lawn and trimmed bushes and whatnot for cash

Farm hand: Picked cucumbers

Farm hand: different farm, picked sweet corn, melons of various types, pumpkins of various types and sizes, gourds, sweet potatoes

Drywaller/Framer: Build walls and inner structure for various places then drywalled said walls and inner structures

Line Cook: At Ye Olde Swiss Chalet

Cabinetmaker: It is what I went to school for. The work was fun, the employer was not.

 

Then after that i fell into the embroidery gig and it is turning out to be pretty decent.

[SpleenBeGone]

As someone who grew up a carpenter, I can confirm that cabinet making is indeed fun. 

[Calvary]

My dad was a carpenter. He ended up contracting a severe phobia of wood unfortunately due to the locals nailing him to a big 2x4.

 

No but seriously my dad was a carpenter and he didn't like it. xD

 

Then again my dad's been a sales assistant, window cleaner, milk man, plumber, interior specifications, exterior specifications and god knows what else.