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#1 Affray

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Posted 19 February 2013 - 11:05 PM

What the hell America.
What the hell.

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#2 Krankykoala

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Posted 19 February 2013 - 11:31 PM

Don't get your knickers in a knot, we changed our mind didn't we? Now stop fighting your nature and apologize! :P

First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Socialist.

Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Trade Unionist.

Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Jew.

Then they came for me-- and there was no one left to speak for me.


#3 The Robstar

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Posted 20 February 2013 - 01:01 AM

hahahaha
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#4 Matty_poo

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Posted 20 February 2013 - 01:53 AM

What the hell America.
What the hell.

http://www.stumbleup...5invasion.html/


Hey man, you guys started it

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#5 SIlhouette

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Posted 20 February 2013 - 01:55 AM

Plan looks good, why wasn't it implemented?

We have a similar one for New Zealand, we are just waiting for the right time.

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Posted 20 February 2013 - 02:07 AM

Plan looks good, why wasn't it implemented?

We have a similar one for New Zealand, we are just waiting for the right time.


We do?
Got a link? I have never heard of this...

Because I can...


#7 SIlhouette

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Posted 20 February 2013 - 03:38 AM

We do?
Got a link? I have never heard of this...


Oh if you weren't at the briefing then I can't divulge that information, sorry.

#8 The Robstar

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Posted 20 February 2013 - 04:22 AM

We have a similar one for New Zealand, we are just waiting for the right time.


Haha Actually that would be awesome. I wouldn't have to apply for a visa, just go straight to the states and live there!!!

Come conquer us!!!!! I'm all for it!!!!
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Posted 20 February 2013 - 04:37 AM

Lol I am Australian... Guess I should have mentioned that :-P

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Posted 20 February 2013 - 04:43 AM

NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ha, I've already lived in Oz, Perth is a desert.... water tastes like shit.... but the girls we're booooootafulll!!!! ;) ;)
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Posted 20 February 2013 - 05:00 AM

Don't worry Affray, we wouldn't have let a runaway colony take from the King what was his by blood rights. Blood rights and stealing.

Nah but America drew up these plans for lots of countries, they had a plan for invasion of Britain in 1945 as well as Russia and Japan.

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#12 SpleenBeGone

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Posted 20 February 2013 - 06:04 AM

We have an invasion plan for every country, ever.
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Posted 20 February 2013 - 06:30 AM

Not gonna lie I'm seriously considering moving to another country as an adult, after college. The option I was most thinking of was Canada , one of the many reasons being Canada has had 5 wars overall where the US has had 27. That's actually a minor reason, however.
I'm more genuinely scared for what's going to happen if the Democrats and Republicans don't stop being crybabies and start actually working together (I'm independent, my parents raised me to have my own political views and I found the whole party system stupid).
I've lost all my faith in America's future and I'm 13. I don't have that pride that most Americans *supposedly* have. I really don't.
This is coming from someone who knows a decent amount of (US) history, mind you, so it's not like I'm being totally naive.
But yeah I don't see any problem with moving to Canada, it's also close by so I can visit US relatives easily (I live in Ohio so it's pretty close).
Ugh....If you want the full list of reasons, prepare for hundreds of them. I'm not even kidding....
I'm getting off-topic....Although I am curious to know, Affray, what's it like in Canada?

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#14 DaRatmastah

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Posted 20 February 2013 - 09:02 AM

We have an invasion plan for every country, ever.

America is the Batman of countries.

#15 Wolf

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Posted 20 February 2013 - 10:24 AM

Look, being /most/ of North America is cool.

But we want to be /all/ of North America






Mexico's next

#16 Matty_poo

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Posted 20 February 2013 - 11:41 AM

America is the Batman of countries.


a small time country shot America's parents? Vegence!

Mexico's next


I call the ladies! (Mexican girls are gorgeous my friend)

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#17 Diabolical_Jazz

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Posted 20 February 2013 - 11:48 AM

I mean, America's parents were Britain and France. You *could* say that Germany was the mugger.
I mean, we *have* gotten a little zealous ever since WW2.
The Batman argument could be made.

Anywho:
And we would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!
I don't think he needs to be immortal. I think all he needs to do is to write the right story. Because some stories do live forever.

#18 SpleenBeGone

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Posted 20 February 2013 - 12:47 PM

I mean, America's parents were Britain and France. You *could* say that Germany was the mugger.
I mean, we *have* gotten a little zealous ever since WW2.
The Batman argument could be made.

Anywho:
And we would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!

:lol:
I love that you thought that through.
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Posted 20 February 2013 - 01:17 PM

I actually watched this American documentary about the invasion of Canada. You guys went through some extensive war games and simulations and declared that it wasn't worth it because you would not have been able to cut off the Canadian ports in time to stop British reinforcements initially arriving from the Caribbean whilst more ships were sent over from Britain. The outcome was something like us regaining Canada and then pushing towards New York causing an armistice. Thankfully it never came to that...mostly because Britain can't look after itself any more and needs bigger stronger allies.

America is like the big body building son with 'mom' tattooed onto his arm inside a love heart. He comes to visit his frail old Mum on weekends (that's us.) He brings cookies.

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#20 Matty_poo

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Posted 20 February 2013 - 01:21 PM

You bring out our secret soft side, you are taking over through TV though, twas your plan all along wasn't it? conquer us through entertainment.

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