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#21 SushiKitten

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Posted 12 February 2013 - 03:45 PM

This is one of the many reasons that I am glad to be a man.
I wear the same shoes for everything.
The same jeans for everything.
The same coat when I am outside.
The same socks if I can find them from the day before.
Men have no need to impress anyone, ever.
We already impress ourselves enough to get by.


I must live like a man, then.

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Posted 12 February 2013 - 05:49 PM

I must live like a man, then.


Than you receive a solumn head nod.

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Posted 13 February 2013 - 10:07 AM

The main reason why Valentine's Day is so expensive is because Capitalists are opportunists: They know people will buy flowers/chocolate/pig's blood, so they amplify the prices associated with those items.

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Posted 13 February 2013 - 01:44 PM

The main reason why Valentine's Day is so expensive is because Capitalists are opportunists: They know people will buy flowers/chocolate/pig's blood, so they amplify the prices associated with those items.


The episode of The Simpsons where they create a new holiday called Love Day pretty much sums up our cultures capitalist nature.

It is perfectly acceptable to fear and admire a being you could not possibly understand.


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Posted 14 February 2013 - 09:42 AM

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#26 SpleenBeGone

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Posted 14 February 2013 - 11:27 AM

That's horrible. :(
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Posted 14 February 2013 - 11:40 AM

Yeah.

I went on imgur after earlier to get happy.

Needless to say, I did not.

And that was the one that made me cry the least.

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Posted 14 February 2013 - 01:25 PM

Yeah.

I went on imgur after earlier to get happy.

Needless to say, I did not.

And that was the one that made me cry the least.


Note to self: imgur isn't a "feel good" place >.>

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Posted 14 February 2013 - 01:50 PM

Valentine's doesnt have to be expensive. All mine cost me was a couple nude pics in different poses >.> of course I'm not actually dating the chick, but isn't vday really just about getting layed?

First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Socialist.

Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Trade Unionist.

Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Jew.

Then they came for me-- and there was no one left to speak for me.


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Posted 14 February 2013 - 02:01 PM

Valentine's doesnt have to be expensive. All mine cost me was a couple nude pics in different poses >.> of course I'm not actually dating the chick, but isn't vday really just about getting layed?


I really wished I'de thought of that

I could have saved so much in gifts >w>

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Posted 14 February 2013 - 02:05 PM

All mine cost me was a couple nude pics in different poses >.>

That poor, poor woman.

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Posted 14 February 2013 - 02:57 PM

Valentine's doesnt have to be expensive. All mine cost me was a couple nude pics in different poses >.> of course I'm not actually dating the chick, but isn't vday really just about getting layed?

FUCKING LOL

I'm imagining the different poses you made..

Oh god..

Please tell me you'll use one for your Xmas card.

I really wished I'de thought of that

I could have saved so much in gifts >w>

:lol:

Bestiality is illegal tho. T_T

*pat*

That poor, poor woman.

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Posted 14 February 2013 - 04:46 PM

I really wished I'de thought of that

I could have saved so much in gifts >w>

Were I actually dating/looking to date someone I too would have fallen prey to the openly spending nature of the holiday

That poor, poor woman.

Hey now, SOME of us actually work out and keep our bodies looking sexy.

I'm imagining the different poses you made..

Oh god..

Please tell me you'll use one for your Xmas card.

Lol, x-mas is quite a ways away, I will likely have destroyed any evidence by then.

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Then they came for me-- and there was no one left to speak for me.


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Posted 14 February 2013 - 06:48 PM

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