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[Bowsette]

So I just got done with a 25-minute roflstomping. We had a fed Jarvan, and when I say fed I'm talking all you can eat buffet. He finished 26/0/3.

I'm going to have nightmares if I ever fucking face a Jarvan >.>

[Bowsette]

Pantheon > teamfights now it seems. Triple with his ult because none of them ran away, wahahahahahahahahahhahahahah

Also the Yi on our team ended 38/6 or some shit. We won even though we had a scrub Thresh and retard Nautilus. To quote Naut, "noob yi" while he was 1/8 and Yi was 22/4.

rofls all day

[Wolf]

I've been playing TT, it's a little easier to carry a team of 3 people than to carry a team of 5 people, but my teams still manage to mess it up.

Went 24/13/13 as Zed, got about 3 or 4 Aces during the match and my team still didn't manage to win.

I. Hate. This. Game. Sometimes.

Also, Xin Zhao is pretty damn broken, you can build almost anything on him and it works.

Flat AD = Works
CDR = Works
AP = Works
Attack speed = Works
Crit = Works
Tanky Armor/MR = Works
Tanky HP = Works

and any combination of the above stats = works

I'm so tempted to buy his ass, but Im saving up for Kha.

[Wolf]

Oh, also whenever I get mid and can play Veigar it always ends in the opponent surrendering, usually around the time I hit 600 or 700 AP and can nuke them with a E>W>Q combo. Last match was 13/2/10 with a surrender at 25.


God I love/hate playing with newbs.

[K_N]

Ugh I can't stand playing veigar anymore. He used to be my go-to mid, but I've become a victim of the mobility creep and only like to play faster champs now.

[K_N]

I just had the worst 2 games of my life.

First game, the last pick declares he is teemo. Everyone asks him to ADC, when it gets to his pick and there's jungle and adc left he instalocks and says "I'm AP teemo".

Second game, was the first game I've ever had to report all 4 of my teammates. Top was garen, who quit after his first death. Mid was anivia, who fed 0/3 then followed me around trying to wall me off and get me killed. Jungle was shaco, who fed 0/9, and supporting me on bot was jarvan, who, in champ select repeatedly said "IM MID" then picked jarv and pushed bot lane all game.

[Wolf]

Ugh I can't stand playing veigar anymore. He used to be my go-to mid, but I've become a victim of the mobility creep and only like to play faster champs now.

I'm still in the unranked elo where people don't dodge Dark Matter

makes him really easy to use

but I know what you mean, I have an affinity for mobility champs. My current two favs are Zed and Kha.

I just had the worst 2 games of my life.

First game, the last pick declares he is teemo. Everyone asks him to ADC, when it gets to his pick and there's jungle and adc left he instalocks and says "I'm AP teemo".

Second game, was the first game I've ever had to report all 4 of my teammates. Top was garen, who quit after his first death. Mid was anivia, who fed 0/3 then followed me around trying to wall me off and get me killed. Jungle was shaco, who fed 0/9, and supporting me on bot was jarvan, who, in champ select repeatedly said "IM MID" then picked jarv and pushed bot lane all game.

Man I hate that shit, I don't get trolls like you apparently do, though, I just get people who completely suck

Last night while doing normals I was elected support on my team, I figured it was a good chance for me to try Support Thresh [I'de seen him played on Aphromoo's stream, so I already had a pretty good feel for him] so I didn't complain. I do really good, hooking in the enemy adc, harassing them away from creeps, etc etc. I was completely dominating bottom lane, they were scared to even leave tower. The Corki I got paired with, though, had his camera locked on himself, and if I made a play off-screen, he wouldn't know. Multiple times I would Q onto their ADC, use Thresh's ult, E them away from tower and get them below 10% only to die 2v1 while my Corki farmed creeps, totally oblivious to me trying to make plays.

Same thing happened when I jungled the next game. At one point I took 3 people top to fight their 4 people top. By the time we got there their whole team was pretty low. I was Zed, so I initiated with my ulti and blade of the ruined king on their only tank, getting a kill. Then I go to fight the other 3 people with my team and realize... I don't have a team. Yup, they went top, but they split and went to /our/ turret to farm creeps. Then our 0/9 Yi called me a noob because I "went in solo", even though I wasn't solo: I had 3 teammates with me last time I checked, I was just stupid to think they could actually play the game. The game eventually devolved into me and the enemy Thresh [a smurf account] 1v1ing outside of Baron over and over while our teams threw bitch fits because we weren't playing.

The shit that happens in Normals...

[K_N]

Ouch man. Yeah I expect that shit in normals, but my 2 were ranked ._.

I did close out last night with an awesome game as cassi, getting 20 stacks of soul engorgement and having 700+ AP by 30 minutes.

[DaRatmastah]

I made an LoL funny... Six Types of Players in League of Legends Solo Queue

[Wolf]

built a Trinity Force Statikk Shiv Infinity Edge Ezreal, and got 29/2/13

literally poked a team to death, it was great.

[K_N]

This image represents every ranked game I play.

Just look at my team. Look.

[Wolf]

This image represents every ranked game I play.

Just look at my team. Look.

>.o ouch

Time to bring out the hypercarries

*notices you're ryze*


mother of god o_o

[Wolf]

second take: support talon?

support talon?

I'm just going to keep repeating it until it makes sense





support talon?

[K_N]

Yeah. Support Talon and they WON.

Because we had no ADC and nothing but feeders.

[Wolf]

Welcome to elo division hell?

[Wolf]

I've had to carry the last 7 games I've played. And by carry, I mean kill everyone and make all the plays.


To borrow a quote from Nyjacky [Team Curse Mid Player]:

"Why is dis game so hard?"

[Bowsette]

I carried my last 2 games as Lux. LUX! Got a team full of retards and I'm there holding mid against 4 people, Katarina decides instead of helping me defend, she'll push their bot inhibitor. Their Taric rapes her. Twice. In the meantime I've picked up a triple kill and am chasing down their 4th. I die to a Teemo shroom.

"lux stop feeding"



Also, in the spirit of it.



Edit: I love the new art for Sona. SO ADORABLE OMG

[Bowsette]

So apparently Heimerdinger is far more awesome than I gave him credit for. It's not often I can get a positive score the first time I use a champ. Stacked AP = gg.

Edit: Twitch on my team just went 29/1

holy shit