But I don't want to get up from my computer, and I managed to leave my cell phone at home today.
What do.
I think I have to poop...
Started by DaRatmastah, Jan 25 2013 07:41 AM
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Posted 25 January 2013 - 07:45 AM
You go to the bathroom with your phone....?
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Posted 25 January 2013 - 08:22 AM
Enjoy the alone time? That's what I do. o-o;
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Posted 25 January 2013 - 08:29 AM
Much of my most in depth pondering happens on the can.
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The epiphany toilet episode of Scrubs was especially touching for me.
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Posted 25 January 2013 - 08:43 AM
I always take my phone to the toilet. >.>
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Posted 25 January 2013 - 08:58 AM
Wow. Guys...I did it. Without my cell phone. I never knew! I'm pretty sure I've unraveled most of the problems left with sub-atomic particle physics, and the teleportation formula I sketched out on the wall of the stall...Ooh, new blue link on Reddit!
Aaaaand it's gone.
Aaaaand it's gone.
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Posted 25 January 2013 - 12:51 PM
I take it I'm the only one who doesn't HAVE a phone? sucks being poor.
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Posted 25 January 2013 - 01:23 PM
I originally thought the phone would somehow let you poop from the other room.
...What? Don't look at me like that. The apps they have today are insane.
...What? Don't look at me like that. The apps they have today are insane.
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Posted 25 January 2013 - 02:10 PM
I take it I'm the only one who doesn't HAVE a phone? sucks being poor.
I don't have a phone
I don't need people to be able to talk to me.
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Posted 25 January 2013 - 04:24 PM
I would uh...consider that kind of unhygienic.
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Posted 25 January 2013 - 04:29 PM
Be glad you don't poop like SCP-202.
Warning: This may give you a vivid mental picture.
Warning: This may give you a vivid mental picture.
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Posted 25 January 2013 - 05:13 PM
By putting things in his butt? Because that's pretty much the premise of a lot of movies.
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Posted 25 January 2013 - 05:31 PM
By putting things in his butt? Because that's pretty much the premise of a lot of movies.
Well, sorta....
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Posted 26 January 2013 - 12:40 PM
Is this SCP dude a creepypasta? I'm wondering if it's something I heard of a few weeks ago.
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Posted 26 January 2013 - 01:06 PM
The iphone is the only phone that should be taken into the toilet. 
Especially when low on paper.
Especially when low on paper.
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Posted 26 January 2013 - 04:06 PM
Is this SCP dude a creepypasta? I'm wondering if it's something I heard of a few weeks ago.
SCP used to be a pretty good "themed" creepypasta site, but because it's open to editing it's really gone down in quality.
http://www.scp-wiki.net/
The articles range from "Meh" to "What kind of twisted mind comes up with this crap"
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Posted 27 January 2013 - 09:24 PM
I take it I'm the only one who doesn't HAVE a phone? sucks being poor.
Been there man, been there!
Still don't have a smart phone but glad to have one hahaha.
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Posted 28 January 2013 - 09:50 PM
Been there man, been there!
Still don't have a smart phone but glad to have one hahaha.
yeah I've cracked and bought a prepaid. haven't used it for anything yet though
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