World domination
#1
Posted 16 January 2013 - 04:18 AM
#2
Posted 16 January 2013 - 06:09 AM
Once the world is mine, I'll have people dance in monkey suits. If you don't comply, you'll be thrown into a volcano for all to see
(//MihiPotestasSit\\)
#3
Posted 16 January 2013 - 07:14 AM
On a side note, vote spleen in 2016.
#4
Posted 16 January 2013 - 07:25 AM
I'd use the internet to build a following, and increase my popularity around like minded people, then use this popularity to start winning political seats, until eventually making my way to president. Once I was, I'd repurpose the majority of the military budget on making a neutron arsenal. Once I had a suitable arsenal I'd have some bullshit announced about how an asteroid was going to hit the earth, and we had maybe a year to make bunkers to survive. Once everyone was underground in bunkers the neutron bombs would go off, wiping out all other life. Once the all clear was given, I'd be hailed as a hero for saving the now entire population of the human race. In the chaotic state, it'd be easy to take Cesar like power, and become king of the world with all resources at my control.
On a side note, vote spleen in 2016.
Why do I feel slightly used now?
#5
Posted 16 January 2013 - 08:53 AM
Ask for my discord/Insta/Tumblr if you want.
#6
Posted 16 January 2013 - 09:23 AM
Why do I feel slightly used now?
No reason you should feel that way. >.>
#7 Guest_ElatedOwl_*
Posted 16 January 2013 - 09:32 AM
It used to common for coal mines to pay their employees in "tokens" that could only be spent at that mines general store. You wanna quit? Good luck without being able to save any money.I would buy up diamond mines in Africa, basically put the continent in my hand, educate the people, give them access to company approved literature which gives them the understanding of how machinery works and such so they are better workers in the mines. Then I would set up a number of companies selling cheap food and drink and spread vendors nearby the mines so that there is no choice but to use my companies, basically returning a proportion of the wages I give them back into the parent company. Eventually I would be able to buy up some of the smaller mining companies from the Russian and Chinese investors who have situated themselves across the continent, from there I can fund the actual world conquering activities. That's another thing in itself but already I got me one continent. >.>
#8
Posted 16 January 2013 - 10:02 AM
Ask for my discord/Insta/Tumblr if you want.
#9 Guest_ElatedOwl_*
Posted 16 January 2013 - 10:05 AM
#10
Posted 16 January 2013 - 10:07 AM
Ask for my discord/Insta/Tumblr if you want.
#11
Posted 16 January 2013 - 11:28 AM