Spleen, you were in my dream just now. I wanna get this down before I forget. Basically, for some reason you were looking after my brother in the absence of my parents...no idea where they were. Any way, you asked me for a favour, so I was like, yeah okay. You said that at the school you teach at there was this one kid who was really rubbish and quite annoying but you couldn't get rid of him. So we drove to his house...you opened the boot of the car, pulled out some baseball bats and we had to go and beat him up.
There was this flash and then we ended up in one of those cells with the good cop, bad cop thing going on. I'm pretty sure Tes was there too.
Stay outta my dreams, maaaan!
Also, everyone testified against you. You can't go around beating up students, mate, that's just not cricket.
Spleen, stay out of my dreams!
Started by Calvary, Jan 05 2013 06:31 AM
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Posted 05 January 2013 - 06:31 AM
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Posted 05 January 2013 - 08:44 AM
That sounds like an awesome dream.
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Posted 05 January 2013 - 09:07 AM
Maybe the kid had it coming though!
He was rubbish!
He was rubbish!
I don't think he needs to be immortal. I think all he needs to do is to write the right story. Because some stories do live forever.
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Posted 05 January 2013 - 09:18 AM
If I beat him with a baseball bat, he did. >.>
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Tentacular!
Posted 05 January 2013 - 10:12 AM
"Rubbish"
Ah Britain
Ah Britain
“Shimatta! Bare… nan no koto kashira?”
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Posted 05 January 2013 - 11:18 AM
>_> I forgot about this until now. I'm scared, man. Why are you in my head!? XD
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Posted 05 January 2013 - 12:23 PM
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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Posted 05 January 2013 - 12:38 PM
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Posted 05 January 2013 - 12:47 PM
"I have this student who won't do his homework, let's beat his ass senseless." - spleen, teacher of the year
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Posted 05 January 2013 - 12:48 PM
I would make a damn good teacher."I have this student who won't do his homework, let's beat his ass senseless." - spleen, teacher of the year
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Posted 05 January 2013 - 01:53 PM
had to be done:
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Posted 05 January 2013 - 02:31 PM
Spleenbegone: It's in your head.
I've been saying that for so many years now...
I've been saying that for so many years now...
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Posted 05 January 2013 - 02:40 PM
That means it's working.
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Posted 05 January 2013 - 03:00 PM
"I have this student who won't do his homework, let's beat his ass senseless." - spleen, teacher of the year
He was also black. Just saying...that really isn't going to benefit Spleen in court.
I just remember that bit.
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Posted 06 January 2013 - 02:48 AM
Your the one dreaming it. What does that say about you ya racist limey!
First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Socialist.
Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Trade Unionist.
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for me-- and there was no one left to speak for me.
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Posted 06 January 2013 - 04:11 AM
If Spleen doesn't stay out of your head, I suggest you sue him, for trespassing!
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
(//MihiPotestasSit\\)
(//MihiPotestasSit\\)
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Posted 06 January 2013 - 07:25 AM
I guess someone had to fill the position of a teacher at breaking point, the human brain cannot make new people for your dreams, it has to rely on people it's already seen to make the characters in a sort of attrition. Sometimes that means that a friend might be your brother and a random newcomer is your father. Spooooky.
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Posted 06 January 2013 - 10:00 AM
If Spleen doesn't stay out of your head, I suggest you sue him, for trespassing!
It's not trespassing
you left the door open
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Posted 06 January 2013 - 10:01 AM
I like the way you think.It's not trespassing
you left the door open
