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#21 No-Danico

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Posted 28 January 2013 - 03:47 PM

I think most gamers have that feeling for Samus.

Hiyoo!

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Posted 28 January 2013 - 03:57 PM

She is a hot blonde who can literally fold herself in to a basketball sized contortion.
How is that not the hottest thing ever to be in a video game.

It is perfectly acceptable to fear and admire a being you could not possibly understand.


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Posted 28 January 2013 - 04:10 PM

Idunno, Princess peach was always always baking cakes for mario.

Plus, she had a twin.




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Posted 28 January 2013 - 05:49 PM

The Revenge of Shinobi for the Sega Mega Drive.
Metal Gear Solid and Medievil for the PS1.
*reminisces while staring into the distance*

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Posted 29 January 2013 - 12:10 AM

Idunno, Princess peach was always always baking cakes for mario.

Plus, she had a twin.




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you know peach and daisy are just total freaks in bed. Why else would mario and luigi go through so much trouble? and why would bowser keep "kidnapping" her

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Posted 29 January 2013 - 02:33 AM

Spyro, Croc, Crash.

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Posted 29 January 2013 - 10:16 AM

AoE, the first PC-game I ever played :D We got it for free with our PC, which ran W98 xD
I looked it up and turns out that AoE was released in the year I was born, COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT!
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Posted 29 January 2013 - 10:45 AM

you know peach and daisy are just total freaks in bed. Why else would mario and luigi go through so much trouble? and why would bowser keep "kidnapping" her


:lol: Poor bowser.

Notice he doesn't have a Mrs. Koopa

[I think Peach is giving him pity sex, they go way back, yknow]

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Posted 29 January 2013 - 12:51 PM

No Mrs. Koopa, but about three games after she was first kidnapped, he suddenly has a whole brood of kids. And Wendy Koopa does have Toadstool's eyes...

AoE, the first PC-game I ever played :D We got it for free with our PC, which ran W98 xD
I looked it up and turns out that AoE was released in the year I was born, COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT!


This made me feel so godamn old. I remember when AoE came out, I went to buy it at Walmart. I was about nine at the time. Le sigh...

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Posted 29 January 2013 - 03:38 PM

No Mrs. Koopa, but about three games after she was first kidnapped, he suddenly has a whole brood of kids. And Wendy Koopa does have Toadstool's eyes...


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#31 Matty_poo

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Posted 29 January 2013 - 06:48 PM

Word wolf. Like they say why buy the cow when you can kidnap it for free?

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Posted 29 January 2013 - 08:22 PM

For free nutin. You know how many coins it takes to dispatch that many troops out to distract Mario for a few hours so they can have a quiet date on world 7-7? Shit...

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#33 Wolf

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Posted 29 January 2013 - 09:44 PM

Word wolf. Like they say why buy the cow when you can kidnap it for free?


:lol: Brings to mind the RvB scene

"My dad always said 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?'"

"Rookie... did you just call my girlfriend a cow?"


For free nutin. You know how many coins it takes to dispatch that many troops out to distract Mario for a few hours so they can have a quiet date on world 7-7? Shit...


Not to mention all the fake castles.

It's been, what, 20 years? and Mario still falls for the "Princess is in another castle" trick. Some people never learn :lol:

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Posted 29 January 2013 - 10:53 PM

Nu-uh. Nowadays it's: 'I'm sorry, Mario, but your princess is in another damn galaxy.'

The crap that plumber's gotta go through to get some cake. Let's be real, Toadstools out there, but busty Rosalina is right here, all innocent and naive and fuckable and all of that. Wario’d do it in a second, let Bowser do whatever he wanted with the princess and take Rosalina out and show her his ware. You know it, I know it, Yoshi knows it.

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Posted 29 January 2013 - 10:58 PM

Nu-uh. Nowadays it's: 'I'm sorry, Mario, but your princess is in another damn galaxy.'

The crap that plumber's gotta go through to get some cake. Let's be real, Toadstools out there, but busty Rosalina is right here, all innocent and naive and fuckable and all of that. Wario’d do it in a second, let Bowser do whatever he wanted with the princess and take Rosalina out and show her his ware. You know it, I know it, Yoshi knows it.


:lol: I just imagine Bowser pinching the bridge of his nose saying "The shit I go through to get laid..."



Man, I suddenly /really/ miss Warioware. It's like Mario Party but everyone's still friends afterwards.

Not gonna lie, I've threatened to murder people for using the Plunder box on me.

Actual life threats, too.

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 12:36 AM

:lol: I just imagine Bowser pinching the bridge of his nose saying "The shit I go through to get laid..."



Man, I suddenly /really/ miss Warioware. It's like Mario Party but everyone's still friends afterwards.

Not gonna lie, I've threatened to murder people for using the Plunder box on me.

Actual life threats, too.


screwattack has an entire series set around how rage inducing mario party is.

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 07:35 AM

You have no idea how many times I've raged on Mario Party, it's a wonder I haven't completely destroyed my Wii....

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 12:31 PM

You have no idea how many times I've raged on Mario Party, it's a wonder I haven't completely destroyed my Wii....


or your fellow players...I've had a few bodies...

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 05:55 PM

...let's just say I rival Light in how many people I've killed because of Mario Party.

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Posted 31 January 2013 - 05:31 AM

know what they need? an online mario party, with spectator mode, nerdforum game night :D

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