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#1 SpleenBeGone

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 10:05 AM

This is gonna be fun. >.>
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#2 Affray

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 10:06 AM

Why not one big security camera that is worth $1500?
You can put it on the roof and make your building look like a super villain's lair.

It is perfectly acceptable to fear and admire a being you could not possibly understand.


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Posted 03 January 2013 - 10:15 AM

What would a $1500 super security camera look like? Put it up like a giant eye of sauron.

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 10:20 AM

How many cameras does one *get* for $1500 anyway?

From his lair in the IT department, the Dark Lord Spleen sees all!
I don't think he needs to be immortal. I think all he needs to do is to write the right story. Because some stories do live forever.

#5 SpleenBeGone

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 10:22 AM

Why not one big security camera that is worth $1500?
You can put it on the roof and make your building look like a super villain's lair.


What would a $1500 super security camera look like? Put it up like a giant eye of sauron.

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You two don't tempt me. >.>


How many cameras does one *get* for $1500 anyway?

From his lair in the IT department, the Dark Lord Spleen sees all!

7 cameras and 1000' foot of cable.
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Posted 03 January 2013 - 10:50 AM

Why not one big security camera that is worth $1500?
You can put it on the roof and make your building look like a super villain's lair.

Jesus christ yes.

This.

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#7 Affray

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 10:58 AM

You two don't tempt me. >.>


Hear our sirens song.
For we do not draw you toward the rocks, but to a better tomorrow, where you are dominator of the world with your mega tower.

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 11:07 AM

Since you have the PA system now too, get a voice modifier, and when you get your giant Sauron camera installed (which in my head has now happened), whisper, "You cannot hide. I see you. There is no life in the void. Only death."

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 11:50 AM

(which in my head has now happened)

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#10 SpleenBeGone

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 01:13 PM

:lol:
This is why I love this place. >.>
I'll be getting a projector soon too, so I can project the eye out to see everyone.
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Posted 03 January 2013 - 01:14 PM

If Flippy wasn't going out with you I think I'd probably have to go to Texas and snatch you up. I'm not even gay so that's saying something. xD

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#12 SpleenBeGone

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 01:33 PM

:lol:
I'm not sure if I should feel flattered, or terribly creeped out.
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Posted 03 January 2013 - 01:33 PM

What's worse is the boss doesn't even know about it

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 01:45 PM

:lol:
I'm not sure if I should feel flattered, or terribly creeped out.


It's safer for you to feel a little bit of both...at about a 20/80 ratio.

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 01:57 PM

What's worse is the boss doesn't even know about it

>________>

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No, it was his idea.
"Hey, our DVR has 7 extra spots, see how much it'd cost to fill them."
"Ok. >.>"
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Posted 03 January 2013 - 01:58 PM

It's safer for you to feel a little bit of both...at about a 20/80 ratio.

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Good plan.
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Posted 03 January 2013 - 02:03 PM

II'm not even gay

Well this has been a truly disappointing day.

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 02:05 PM

If Flippy wasn't going out with you I think I'd probably have to go to Texas and snatch you up. I'm not even gay so that's saying something. xD

Little did you know I was a guy before I started dating him.

I had it for him so bad my body converted to accommodate.

It's worked out pretty well so far, breasts are fun.

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 02:42 PM

Well this has been a truly disappointing day.


I never said I was completely straight. Perhaps there's still hope for you, Emo. ;D


Little did you know I was a guy before I started dating him.

I had it for him so bad my body converted to accommodate.

It's worked out pretty well so far, breasts are fun.


I'd be such a cock-tease if I was a woman. I'd also not be able to stop myself from touching my boobs. >_>

I don't know how women do it.

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 02:44 PM

Who says we do?

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