Jump to content

Photo

THE ROB$TAR'S GUIDE TO GETTING A GIRLFRIEND

girlfriend help wanted feedback the rob$tar

  • This topic is locked This topic is locked
64 replies to this topic

#41 The Robstar

The Robstar

    ECCENTRIC DUDE

  • Members
  • 2,024 posts
  • LocationAotearoa

Posted 17 December 2012 - 04:33 AM

Posted Image


HAHAHAHAHAH!!!! YOU ARE THE MAN!!!!!!

2eb.gif


#42 Bowsette

Bowsette

    Tentacular!

  • Members
  • 4,056 posts

Posted 17 December 2012 - 05:53 AM

Posted Image

LL1Yc5i.gif

“Shimatta! Bare… nan no koto kashira?”


#43 (V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻

(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻

    Forever in debt to your priceless advice.

  • Members
  • 10,996 posts
  • LocationThey're coming to take me away..

Posted 17 December 2012 - 08:10 AM

*scribbles furiously in my Justin Beiber notepad*

ΝΙΨΟΝ ΑΝΟΜΗΜΑΤΑ ΜΗ ΜΟΝΑΝ ΟΨΙΝ

obazNZl.gif


#44 Diabolical_Jazz

Diabolical_Jazz

    Gigabyte

  • Members
  • 959 posts

Posted 17 December 2012 - 08:16 AM

I knew it was offensive, hence the reason why I posted it


***Diabolical_Jazz's guide to making friends on the internet***

1. Don't deliberately offend people.
2. Don't talk about fight club.


I don't think he needs to be immortal. I think all he needs to do is to write the right story. Because some stories do live forever.

#45 Bowsette

Bowsette

    Tentacular!

  • Members
  • 4,056 posts

Posted 17 December 2012 - 09:02 AM

***Diabolical_Jazz's guide to making friends on the internet***

1. Don't deliberately offend people.
2. Don't talk about fight club.

You just broke both rules :| Get out

LL1Yc5i.gif

“Shimatta! Bare… nan no koto kashira?”


#46 Wolf

Wolf

    Zettabyte

  • Members
  • 6,487 posts

Posted 17 December 2012 - 10:40 AM

I'm really disappointed at the number of people who took this too seriously. Given that I'de seen the joke on a humor site before, and I have this thing called a "sense of humor", I just appreciated it for what it was: an awkward joke. Some of you, though, felt you had to keep the issue alive, and some of you even felt the need to attack Robstar AND his girlfriend, even after he'd apologized and said it was all fun and games. I feel it was very unbecoming; this is a place for hospitality not hostility.

Mind you, I'm just a senior member, so my words have no weight, I just want some of you to step back and look at yourselves.

Just a reminder


Robstar, I'm sorry some of our members can't take a joke. Best of luck to you and your girlfriend, and may you have a happy relationship.




But I can promise, no self-respecting WOMAN (not girl) is going to appreciate a guy who plays off of being an asshole.


You must not get MTV where you live.

Well spoiler alert:

alot of women totally do.

#47 Wolf

Wolf

    Zettabyte

  • Members
  • 6,487 posts

Posted 17 December 2012 - 10:41 AM

*scribbles furiously in my Justin Beiber notepad*


Mine's Hannah Montana

You know it's her because she has the wig on.

#48 Diabolical_Jazz

Diabolical_Jazz

    Gigabyte

  • Members
  • 959 posts

Posted 17 December 2012 - 10:59 AM

Of course I broke the rules.
I'm a rebel badass rulebreaker.

*pops collar*
I don't think he needs to be immortal. I think all he needs to do is to write the right story. Because some stories do live forever.

#49 Wolf

Wolf

    Zettabyte

  • Members
  • 6,487 posts

Posted 17 December 2012 - 11:00 AM

Of course I broke the rules.
I'm a Badass Freaking Overlord

*pops collar*


I've been hanging out with Lord Zetta too much

#50 (V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻

(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻

    Forever in debt to your priceless advice.

  • Members
  • 10,996 posts
  • LocationThey're coming to take me away..

Posted 17 December 2012 - 12:21 PM

Oh gawd I'm so jelly.

Our notebooks should like totz get mahrried.

ΝΙΨΟΝ ΑΝΟΜΗΜΑΤΑ ΜΗ ΜΟΝΑΝ ΟΨΙΝ

obazNZl.gif


#51 Wolf

Wolf

    Zettabyte

  • Members
  • 6,487 posts

Posted 17 December 2012 - 12:25 PM

:lol:

Justin Mahbeiber?


oh god, that sounds dirty.

#52 (V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻

(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻

    Forever in debt to your priceless advice.

  • Members
  • 10,996 posts
  • LocationThey're coming to take me away..

Posted 17 December 2012 - 12:29 PM

:lol:

Oh man..

Speaking of..

I decided to name our bits.

His is Bob Ross, mine is Jamie Hymen.

>____________>

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

ΝΙΨΟΝ ΑΝΟΜΗΜΑΤΑ ΜΗ ΜΟΝΑΝ ΟΨΙΝ

obazNZl.gif


#53 Wolf

Wolf

    Zettabyte

  • Members
  • 6,487 posts

Posted 17 December 2012 - 12:34 PM

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Those are absolutely epic.

You should name your backside Mike Rowe >w>

#54 (V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻

(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻

    Forever in debt to your priceless advice.

  • Members
  • 10,996 posts
  • LocationThey're coming to take me away..

Posted 17 December 2012 - 12:35 PM

:lol:

LOL

Cause, Dirty Job?

:lol:

ΝΙΨΟΝ ΑΝΟΜΗΜΑΤΑ ΜΗ ΜΟΝΑΝ ΟΨΙΝ

obazNZl.gif


#55 Guest_ElatedOwl_*

Guest_ElatedOwl_*
  • Guests

Posted 17 December 2012 - 12:54 PM

I'm really disappointed at the number of people who took this too seriously. Given that I'de seen the joke on a humor site before, and I have this thing called a "sense of humor", I just appreciated it for what it was: an awkward joke. Some of you, though, felt you had to keep the issue alive, and some of you even felt the need to attack Robstar AND his girlfriend, even after he'd apologized and said it was all fun and games. I feel it was very unbecoming; this is a place for hospitality not hostility.

Mind you, I'm just a senior member, so my words have no weight, I just want some of you to step back and look at yourselves.

Just a reminder


Robstar, I'm sorry some of our members can't take a joke. Best of luck to you and your girlfriend, and may you have a happy relationship.

Thank you for saying something - the animosity towards this is extremely unneeded.
I'm not saying you have to like what everyone says, but if you're at the point where you feel the need to make a nasty reply you're better off hitting the log out button instead.

On topic:
The confidence thing is 100% true. A little bit of arrogance (read: a little) will get girls wrapped on you ezpz. The point of a relationship is that it's mutually beneficial, and if you are willing to be a girls bitch without dating her than why would she ever go beyond that?

#56 Calvary

Calvary

    Conceptual

  • Members
  • 6,624 posts
  • Locationwww.

Posted 17 December 2012 - 01:01 PM

and if you are willing to be a girls bitch without dating her than why would she ever go beyond that?

I think this is the only sound advice I've ever seen anyone give about relationships ever. I wish I'd been told that flat out a year ago.

tumblr_om7nwjm5Wm1rsea1wo1_500.gif
Ask for my discord/Insta/Tumblr if you want.


#57 Guest_ElatedOwl_*

Guest_ElatedOwl_*
  • Guests

Posted 17 December 2012 - 01:10 PM

and if you are willing to be a girls bitch without dating her than why would she ever go beyond that?

I think this is the only sound advice I've ever seen anyone give about relationships ever. I wish I'd been told that flat out a year ago.

I spew enough shit that you can occasionally find a nugget of wisdom.

#58 Wolf

Wolf

    Zettabyte

  • Members
  • 6,487 posts

Posted 17 December 2012 - 01:11 PM

The confidence thing is 100% true. A little bit of arrogance (read: a little) will get girls wrapped on you ezpz. The point of a relationship is that it's mutually beneficial, and if you are willing to be a girls bitch without dating her than why would she ever go beyond that?


Too many young hearts go the way of the Friend Zone.

But this advice is so true...

#59 Calvary

Calvary

    Conceptual

  • Members
  • 6,624 posts
  • Locationwww.

Posted 17 December 2012 - 01:13 PM

I don't believe in the friend zone, it's such a detestable 'thing' because I would be to intrinsically different for every person.

tumblr_om7nwjm5Wm1rsea1wo1_500.gif
Ask for my discord/Insta/Tumblr if you want.


#60 Galactus

Galactus

    Megabyte

  • Members
  • 618 posts
  • LocationSpace

Posted 17 December 2012 - 03:17 PM

So basically if I found this offensive instead of humorous, I do not have a sense of humor?

He only started calling it a joke when he was called out for being a creep. He even said his advice was to find a "first girlfriend" and that it has been "proven to work". I did not find humor in any of it. I am sorry if the point of this thread was to create a humorous tutorial and that I had just failed to see the jokes. His references to "nerds and dorks" and using "pretty dorky references", made me feel as if it was condescending.

You say you want this to be a hospitable place, yet condone a thread like this that portrays the objectification of women as if it were a joke. I have never been one to hold my tongue when something is wrong.

I am sorry if you were offended by my responses Rob$tar. I am sorry I was offended by your thread instead of humored by it. Please forgive me. I am headstrong and loud mouthed.





Also tagged with one or more of these keywords: girlfriend, help wanted, feedback, the rob$tar