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#21 Calvary

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Posted 16 December 2012 - 05:00 PM

Aye, I cannae understand why blokes do this sort of thing any way because it's suggestive that every woman just shares one big dumb collective brain and they all fall for the same thing. There are around 3 billion women on the planet and I guarantee you everyone is entirely different. There is no 'guide to getting a girlfriend'. It doesn't exist.

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#22 The Robstar

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Posted 16 December 2012 - 08:58 PM

I consider myself to have a pretty good sense of humor. However, I find this thread to be very distasteful. I am having a hard time finding the humor in your "jokes". I am also having a hard time believing that this was all for the lulz. People who act like you, are among the types of people I dislike most.

By throwing out references to things like Pokemon, Street Fighter, and WoW, you think that people will find your advice easier to digest. I think it is just absolutely 100% dumb. I am actually a bit offended.

I love the humour, but yeah, not good advice to follow.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

You guys are hilarious.

In all honesty I stole this thread from a Guido site and replaced the references with nerdy ones simply because the ones they had, I really didn't get :)

Chill though because this thread is all for fun and games ;)

My girlfriend would kill me if I wrote something like this ;)

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#23 The Robstar

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Posted 16 December 2012 - 09:08 PM

Tell me more of this "thaibrides dot com."

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Bought myself a girlfriend on there about 2 years ago. They must have messed up the shipping because I still haven't received her yet. It's pretty cheap though, I only spent $5.000 so I'm still hopeful ;)

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#24 Cthulhu

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Posted 16 December 2012 - 11:16 PM

I'm not a big fan of throwing around nerd terms and saying it's "for the nerds" (something The Big Bang Theory is guilty of)

SO MUCH THIS

Partly why I don't like TBBT.

#25 dodonique

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 12:30 AM

This guide is all lies! No one should feel the need to act any certain way to attract people. As long as you're not a total asshole, you don't need to change yourself to be with a chick.

Oh and by the way, this thread you started makes you look like a total asshole, joke or not

Good day sir :D

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#26 The Robstar

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 01:29 AM

SO MUCH THIS

Partly why I don't like TBBT.


Hah I only like Sheldon, other then that TBBT has become boring lately

This guide is all lies! No one should feel the need to act any certain way to attract people. As long as you're not a total asshole, you don't need to change yourself to be with a chick.

Oh and by the way, this thread you started makes you look like a total asshole, joke or not

Good day sir :D


lol, well I AM a bit of an asshole though!!! But you are entitled to your opinion about it

Good day ma'am

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#27 dodonique

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 01:35 AM

Everyone is a bit of an asshole in their own way. But I can promise, no self-respecting WOMAN (not girl) is going to appreciate a guy who plays off of being an asshole.

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 01:41 AM

Everyone is a bit of an asshole in their own way. But I can promise, no self-respecting WOMAN (not girl) is going to appreciate a guy who plays off of being an asshole.


Dearly noted. Sounds like the lecture my girlfriend gave me the other week :S

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 01:43 AM

If your girlfriend weren't your girlfriend, I'd say she was an extremely intelligent human being :D

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 01:44 AM

OH BURN!

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 01:50 AM

If your girlfriend weren't your girlfriend, I'd say she was an extremely intelligent human being :D


Going for her PHD, yep she's pretty unintelligent aye...

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 01:59 AM

Well you must be one hell of a brainwasher, sir. If she's as intelligent as you claim, she'd know that being with someone like you is only going to hold her back in life.

I don't mean to be harsh but you chose to present yourself as an asshole. Now, either you're truly what you have presented yourself to be here, or you choose to pose as a dick in order to ruffle the feathers of people who are apart of this forum, simply to share their nerdy interests. If the latter defines you, you truly are pathetic. Not only do you feel the need to present yourself as something you're not, but you had to make that alter ego into a complete cunt. I've dated guys like you and they bring nothing but regrets. My sincere apologies to your girlfriend.

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#33 The Robstar

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 01:59 AM

Well you must be one hell of a brainwasher, sir. If she's as intelligent as you claim, she'd know that being with someone like you is only going to hold her back in life.

I don't mean to be harsh but you chose to present yourself as an asshole. Now, either you're truly what you have presented yourself to be here, or you choose to pose as a dick in order to ruffle the feathers of people who are apart of this forum, simply to share their nerdy interests. If the latter defines you, you truly are pathetic. Not only do you feel the need to present yourself as something you're not, but you had to make that alter ego into a complete cunt. I've dated guys like you and they bring nothing but regrets. My sincere apologies to your girlfriend.



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#34 dodonique

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 02:05 AM

:lol:

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 02:07 AM

:lol:


Serious though sister, I'm not trying to be anything. I'm just having fun!!

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 02:14 AM

"It's all fun and games until you piss off the bitch with the chainsaw."

I've had no problems with you until this post. I get that you thought it was funny or cool or whatever but it came off as offensive. To both women and nerds. Plus, if anyone should make a guide to getting girls, it would be a girl. And the guys and gals on here don't seem like they need much help with their love lives anyways. Wrong audience, bud.

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#37 The Robstar

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 02:20 AM

"It's all fun and games until you piss off the bitch with the chainsaw."

I've had no problems with you until this post. I get that you thought it was funny or cool or whatever but it came off as offensive. To both women and nerds. Plus, if anyone should make a guide to getting girls, it would be a girl. And the guys and gals on here don't seem like they need much help with their love lives anyways. Wrong audience, bud.


I knew it was offensive, hence the reason why I posted it. However I should have made it clear that it was for the light hearted and shouldn't be taken seriously.... I have no problems with you, but I must ask you not to insult me or my girlfriend EVER again. I thought that was rather distasteful...

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 02:43 AM

This whole thread was created in poor taste. You knew it was offensive, you still decided to create some thread with the intention of projecting the objectification of women. You come across as a total tool, and if the truth hurts you so badly, then you shouldn't act like such a jerk.

From the information I have learnt about you from this thread, and others, you seem to think of women very poorly. So, given that information, it could be easy to see how your girlfriend was tricked into dating you. Does she know you act like this online? Does she know of your "guide to getting a girlfriend"? You think she would feel proud about dating a man who acts like you do among his peers?

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 02:48 AM

This whole thread was created in poor taste. You knew it was offensive, you still decided to create some thread with the intention of projecting the objectification of women. You come across as a total tool, and if the truth hurts you so badly, then you shouldn't act like such a jerk.

From the information I have learnt about you from this thread, and others, you seem to think of women very poorly. So, given that information, it could be easy to see how your girlfriend was tricked into dating you. Does she know you act like this online? Does she know of your "guide to getting a girlfriend"? You think she would feel proud about dating a man who acts like you do among his peers?



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Posted 17 December 2012 - 04:15 AM

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