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#21 dodonique

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 11:24 PM

Genius indeed!!!

As long as I don't have to use one of those things, I'm fine :D

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 11:28 PM

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#23 dodonique

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 11:32 PM

Same here, man.

Thought of my favorite zombie meme:

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#24 Galactus

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 11:33 PM

Haha.

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 11:36 PM

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#26 Galactus

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 11:41 PM

I'd hit it.

#27 dodonique

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 11:42 PM

Who wouldn't?

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#28 Galactus

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 11:46 PM

Lol. You are all kinds of freaky.

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 11:49 PM

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#30 Galactus

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 11:51 PM

Omg, I just spit up my orange juice!

#31 dodonique

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 11:52 PM

Holy yum! Orange juice!

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 11:54 PM

You can haz.

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 11:55 PM

Hell yeah! Bitches, I got orange juice!!!

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Posted 12 December 2012 - 12:13 AM

Grape juice > orange juice.

#35 dodonique

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Posted 12 December 2012 - 12:16 AM

That is true...although I love orange juice, my knees go weak for grape juice :wub:

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Posted 12 December 2012 - 06:04 AM

In the event of zombie apocalypse, I'll be much like Woody Harrison's character from Zombieland. >.>
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Posted 12 December 2012 - 08:29 AM

My survival plan is relatively simple

1) Watch The Blue Lagoon starring Brooke Shields
2) Steal Yacht
3) Steal Seeds: Veges/Fruit/Cannabis ;)
4) Steal Female (Repopulating would be a latter priority)
5) Sail to a remote island and reside

As I already know how to fish and build a shelter etc. I shall be ok... The only thing I would relapse on would be the internet and video games....

... But in all reality I would be eaten before I had the chance to react :S
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Posted 12 December 2012 - 10:13 AM

My brother and I will go to the local hunting store and take as many shotguns, .22s, longbows and crossbows as we can carry. Stash them at home and then run the upstairs bath. That way when the water supply gets cut off we'll have fresh drinking and bathing water. Next thing to do is go and raid the outlying shops down the road, we have quite a few convenience stores and we'll have guns to force them to hand over the goods if necessary. Albeit I wouldn't shoot 'em. Whether or not we get the food, next priority is to board up windows and bring a sledgehammer and saw upstairs for the purpose of demolishing the staircase to stop a zombie incursion should they break in. I see us lasting two weeks like that as a family without even having to leave our domicile. After that my brother and I will go out on food and ammo runs, bringing back a few people we know who have survived.

Six months down the line I'll set up a warband and rule the area with an iron fist, because why not.

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Posted 12 December 2012 - 10:15 AM

My brother and I will go to the local hunting store and take as many shotguns, .22s, longbows and crossbows as we can carry. Stash them at home and then run the upstairs bath. That way when the water supply gets cut off we'll have fresh drinking and bathing water. Next thing to do is go and raid the outlying shops down the road, we have quite a few convenience stores and we'll have guns to force them to hand over the goods if necessary. Albeit I wouldn't shoot 'em. Whether or not we get the food, next priority is to board up windows and bring a sledgehammer and saw upstairs for the purpose of demolishing the staircase to stop a zombie incursion should they break in. I see us lasting two weeks like that as a family without even having to leave our domicile. After that my brother and I will go out on food and ammo runs, bringing back a few people we know who have survived.

Six months down the line I'll set up a warband and rule the area with an iron fist, because why not.


Awesome... :D

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Posted 12 December 2012 - 10:49 AM

4) Steal Female (Repopulating would be a latter priority)


All males seem to be very concerned with repopulating :lol:

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