Summary: Laptop got stolen shortly after I started awesome new job, now have new laptop and am back. Been masturbating a lot and eating pizza.
I'm back on the internet!
Started by K_N, Dec 09 2012 10:52 PM
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Posted 09 December 2012 - 10:52 PM
Rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated.
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Posted 09 December 2012 - 11:09 PM
Summary: Laptop got stolen shortly after I started awesome new job, now have new laptop and am back. Been masturbating a lot and eating pizza.
Were you masturbating and eating pizza a lot because you didn't have a computer, or because you got a new laptop and access to porn again?
It is perfectly acceptable to fear and admire a being you could not possibly understand.
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Posted 09 December 2012 - 11:12 PM
Didn't have a computer, nothing else to do.
Rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated.
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Posted 09 December 2012 - 11:17 PM
Thats the way it goes sometimes.
I bet you are super relaxed now.
I bet you are super relaxed now.
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Posted 09 December 2012 - 11:20 PM
When you say you've been eating pizza and fapping, do you mean you were doing those things simultaneously?
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Posted 09 December 2012 - 11:21 PM
Fap-flavoured pizza.
Intriguing...
Intriguing...
“Shimatta! Bare… nan no koto kashira?”
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Posted 09 December 2012 - 11:26 PM
Fap-flavoured pizza.
Intriguing...
Aaaaand there goes me ever enjoying pizza again.
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Posted 09 December 2012 - 11:27 PM
Speaking of pizza, I had this awesome pizza a couple days ago. It's like, regular pizza topping, but it's on a baguette.
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Posted 09 December 2012 - 11:35 PM
Sooooo, a pizza sub?
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Posted 09 December 2012 - 11:39 PM
so you didn't do anything out of the ordinary while you were gone then.
welcome back, dude. sucks your laptop got swiped.
welcome back, dude. sucks your laptop got swiped.
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Posted 09 December 2012 - 11:40 PM
Basically yeah. I forgot what it was called.Sooooo, a pizza sub?
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Posted 10 December 2012 - 04:56 AM
I do seriously hope you ate the pizza either long before, or long after the fapping.
I couldn't immagine how awkward that would be, getting that mess all over your food. >.>
I couldn't immagine how awkward that would be, getting that mess all over your food. >.>
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Posted 10 December 2012 - 06:09 AM
LD stole my comment.so you didn't do anything out of the ordinary while you were gone then.
welcome back, dude. sucks your laptop got swiped.
What sort of new one did you get?
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Posted 10 December 2012 - 06:16 AM
Not to mention deciding whether or not to waste the food.I do seriously hope you ate the pizza either long before, or long after the fapping.
I couldn't immagine how awkward that would be, getting that mess all over your food. >.>
“Shimatta! Bare… nan no koto kashira?”
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Posted 10 December 2012 - 08:03 AM
Is this the part where we pretend you had other hobbies when you did have a laptop?Summary: Laptop got stolen shortly after I started awesome new job, now have new laptop and am back. Been masturbating a lot and eating pizza.
LAWLSso you didn't do anything out of the ordinary while you were gone then.
welcome back, dude. sucks your laptop got swiped.
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Posted 10 December 2012 - 09:40 AM
Fap-flavoured pizza.
Intriguing...
Yeah... No more pizza for me.
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Posted 10 December 2012 - 10:21 AM
I'm interested to know what 'fap' tastes like, Xiao. You didn't specifically say jizz and I'm simply intrigued.
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Posted 10 December 2012 - 10:42 AM
Summary: Laptop got stolen shortly after I started awesome new job, now have new laptop and am back. Been masturbating a lot and eating pizza.
That sucks, man. I hate to hear your laptop got swiped.
At least things are getting better for you, I hope.
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Posted 10 December 2012 - 02:01 PM
you are all wondering about fapping on a pizza. well i hate to tell you this, but an old friend of mine got pissed off at work one day and did just that before sending it out to the customer. you may have already tried it.
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Posted 10 December 2012 - 03:06 PM
I...wow.
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