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#1 SpleenBeGone

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Posted 25 October 2012 - 07:20 AM

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Posted 25 October 2012 - 08:50 AM

I would like to add that if you also own a cat it is 70% faster to call the cats name to get the dog's attention than it is to call the other dog

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Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Trade Unionist.

Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Jew.

Then they came for me-- and there was no one left to speak for me.


#3 SpleenBeGone

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Posted 25 October 2012 - 08:53 AM

:lol:
Gotta be there before the cat. >.>
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Posted 25 October 2012 - 09:18 AM

My cat doesn't respond to its name. In fact it's entirely despondent to everything except the sound of its food box being shaken.

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#5 SpleenBeGone

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Posted 25 October 2012 - 09:21 AM

My cat doesn't respond to its name. In fact it's entirely despondent to everything except the sound of its food box being shaken.

That's because it's a cat.
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Posted 25 October 2012 - 09:29 AM

Stupid bitch.

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Posted 25 October 2012 - 09:31 AM

lol.
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Posted 25 October 2012 - 09:33 AM

She just did a shit and stunk out the entire fucking house, every single fucking room smells of shit. Whole lotta nope in here today.

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#9 SpleenBeGone

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Posted 25 October 2012 - 09:34 AM

Trade up for a dog. >.>
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Posted 25 October 2012 - 09:49 AM

Pff nah, she's a stupid bitch but she's my stupid bitch.

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#11 SpleenBeGone

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Posted 25 October 2012 - 09:51 AM

Get a dog as well then?
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Posted 25 October 2012 - 10:26 AM

No monees to feed two things that aren't human. Barely enough monees for the humans.

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#13 SpleenBeGone

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Posted 25 October 2012 - 11:22 AM

Ah, that's a good reason.

Also, how are your bees doing?
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Posted 25 October 2012 - 11:32 AM

Well this is the weakest summer we've ever had, a wet spring meant they couldn't get an initial honey boost so we couldn't get any honey out this year. They're still alive as of last month, which is surprising because they nearly didn't make it through the winter. I'll feed them this weekend, weather permitting, and then it's a five month spell of hibernation. Ta for asking.

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#15 SpleenBeGone

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Posted 25 October 2012 - 11:34 AM

What exactly do you feed them?
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Posted 25 October 2012 - 11:39 AM

I feed them a sugar solution, it's basically glucose and water mixed together.

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Posted 25 October 2012 - 11:45 AM

Ah. I wonder if I can start a bee farm that way. >.>
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Posted 25 October 2012 - 11:48 AM

I'd urge you not to as an organic bee keeper. I believe one of the leading causes of CCD is battery farming bees, they're not like cows or chickens, their mentality is too different. Open fields and orchards. Drunk bees ftw.

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Posted 25 October 2012 - 11:50 AM

I have no idea what that means.
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Posted 25 October 2012 - 12:10 PM

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