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Not entirely sure how to feel about this
Started by SpleenBeGone, Sep 29 2012 11:10 AM
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SpleenBeGone
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Posted 29 September 2012 - 11:10 AM
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LD50
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Posted 29 September 2012 - 11:15 AM
i feel disappointed the extractor isn't a hot chinese nurse.
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Posted 29 September 2012 - 11:18 AM
Machine no, Sessy nurse yes!
First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Socialist.
Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Trade Unionist.
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for me-- and there was no one left to speak for me.
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SpleenBeGone
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Posted 29 September 2012 - 11:23 AM
i feel disappointed the extractor isn't a hot chinese nurse.
I think you two have summed this up well.Machine no, Sessy nurse yes!
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Posted 29 September 2012 - 11:51 AM
1 - It should always be hands on for a happy ending.
2 - masturbate a man and he gets off once but if you teach a man to masturbate he gets off for a life time.
3 - Masturbation never says NO, I have a head ache
4 - Once the power goes out that machine is dead to me.
5 - Do I have to take the machine to dinner or a movie first ?
This guy stole ALL my fucking punchlines
that douche
