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[SpleenBeGone]

Actually, I normally feel like I'm the only person in the US with a southern accent.

[Calvary]

Aww, don't worry Spleen, y'all sound like hicks to us!

I kid ^-^

[SpleenBeGone]

It's ok, all brits are diabolical masterminds to us.

...that doesn't seem right..

[Calvary]

Puh-leeze, have you seen our chavs? I'm surprised they can open their beer cans without help.

[SpleenBeGone]

I have no idea what a chav is, but that doesn't sound very good. >.>

[Calvary]

Or'ite mate, you got a li'er mang? They got deels on da'an the cornershop nah on wife beat'uh, 12 cans for for quid innit. I can use my benefits money on it cah'n I?

[SpleenBeGone]

So..the people they have to CC on tv?

[Calvary]

CC?

I...cctv?...huh?

[SpleenBeGone]

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[Calvary]

Ah. Yes. You can't understand them. I'm not even being dramatic. I generally can't understand a fucking word they say.

[SpleenBeGone]

I imagine them like Brad Pitts character in Snatch.

[Calvary]

No those are pikeys, they're totally different and twice as thuggish. Consequently, I speak fluent pikey.

Fucking pikeys.

[SpleenBeGone]

I just mean the unintelligible english.

Lots of hate for them apparently. >.>

[Calvary]

Pikeys forced their way in to my 60 something Grandma's house in the middle of the night while she was still in her nightie, they forced her to sign a 'contract' allowing them to tear up her driveway and resurface it, they were then going to take all the money she had and make off with it but we phoned the police before they could. All the police did was tell them to move on. In the next couple of years and entire caravan trail parked on the field near two primary schools and trashed it completely for weeks. If ever a pikey sets foot on my road again, I will batter them to within an inch of their life with a baseball bat. I'm deadly serious.

No one likes them. They can go rot for all I care.

[SpleenBeGone]

That doesn't sound very good at all.
Is this one of them?

[Calvary]

Maybe it's a pikelet, working its way up to its first caravan.


This:



I'mthebestmaninmeowncountrypowerofmyownpeoplethereebloolablalalalalalatiochfaidarlateetitoteetah!

XD

[SpleenBeGone]

I hope some big ass bastard whomped on him.

[Calvary]

Agreed.