I've worn a suit twice in my life. >.>I love suits. Like, if I could wear seven suits, one for everyday of the week. I'd die happy. I'd need five pairs of brogues too. Three black pairs, two brown. And I'll need my kilt refitted since it's probably more of a mini skirt. And then I'd have to accompany it with a dinner jacket. And you can't have a dinner jacket without a full tux.
Fuck yeah monocle.Just don't forget your monocle.