One day later and it would have been on my birthday.
Come to think of it, I've never gotten birthday sex.
Damn that's depressing..
You make me want ice cream.
I'm not sure if I have ever had birthday sex either. Or I don't remember if I did or not.
I want ice cream too.
Let's share.
Good lad.
Seriously though, if you don't have any morals and you're looking for sex, just go to a bar and get the loose women drunk. Personally I have trouble doing anything like that, I'm a hopeless romantic.
That's my excuse.
I have as many morals as Batman. Actually, almost the exact same morals. Besides, I'm more romantic than not.