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#21 Relichris

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Posted 26 July 2012 - 03:29 PM

I honestly don't understand the appeal of vaginas.

They look like unhealed gunshot wounds.

Or flaccid penises for that matter.

All I see is Gonzo's face with an afro,


Honestly, I don't care what the vagina looks like. It's usually the same anyway. Nothing special besides sticking my penis into them. :l
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Posted 26 July 2012 - 03:30 PM

I prefer actual sex.

It sounds like.

Me too man, me too. :(

That only works with guys tho.

Chicks don't care about chick accents.

And the slutty ones that turn bi when they're drunk are probably already showing off their boobs to some guy with an accent already.

One day tho..

They will be mine, oh yes..

They will be mine.


But until then, they're mine.

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Posted 26 July 2012 - 03:31 PM

Honestly, I don't care what the vagina looks like. It's usually the same anyway. Nothing special besides sticking my penis into them. :l

Here, here.

I prefer actual sex.

But until then, they're mine.

Curse you you smug bastard. :P

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Posted 26 July 2012 - 03:31 PM

Yeah, sex is much better. But I haven't had sex in 2 1/2 years. :( I'm so pathetic in that regard. Oh well.
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Posted 26 July 2012 - 03:32 PM

You should hang out on street corners more...or go clubbing.

I have a very big club. Club a girl over the head, drag her back to your house. Bitches love clubs.

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Posted 26 July 2012 - 03:32 PM

Don't feel bad.

I had a 4 year dry spell going.

And I'm a girl..

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Posted 26 July 2012 - 03:33 PM

You should hang out on street corners more...or go clubbing.

I have a very big club. Club a girl over the head, drag her back to your house. Bitches love clubs.


Indeed they do. Unfortunately I don't play golf. I do have a football though. Long distance shot.
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Posted 26 July 2012 - 03:34 PM

Don't feel bad.

I had a 4 year dry spell going.

And I'm a girl..


I've only had sex with one girl. For 3 months. I didn't have any sex on Valentine's Day then (I did on the day after, which was my last day of any sexual encounter).
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Posted 26 July 2012 - 03:35 PM

One day later and it would have been on my birthday.

Come to think of it, I've never gotten birthday sex.

Damn that's depressing..

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Posted 26 July 2012 - 03:35 PM

Good lad.

Seriously though, if you don't have any morals and you're looking for sex, just go to a bar and get the loose women drunk. Personally I have trouble doing anything like that, I'm a hopeless romantic.

That's my excuse.

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Posted 26 July 2012 - 03:38 PM

One day later and it would have been on my birthday.

Come to think of it, I've never gotten birthday sex.

Damn that's depressing..

:(
You make me want ice cream.


I'm not sure if I have ever had birthday sex either. Or I don't remember if I did or not.

I want ice cream too. :( Let's share.


Good lad.

Seriously though, if you don't have any morals and you're looking for sex, just go to a bar and get the loose women drunk. Personally I have trouble doing anything like that, I'm a hopeless romantic.

That's my excuse.


I have as many morals as Batman. Actually, almost the exact same morals. Besides, I'm more romantic than not.
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Posted 26 July 2012 - 03:40 PM

Tis a sad sad day..

Chocolate therapy sound good?

Lots and lots of chocolate in it.

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Posted 26 July 2012 - 03:42 PM

Tis a sad sad day..

Chocolate therapy sound good?

Lots and lots of chocolate in it.


That sounds very good. T&A. Tears and Awwwwwing.
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Posted 26 July 2012 - 03:42 PM

Damn it guys be happy or I'll kidnap your uncles.

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Posted 26 July 2012 - 03:43 PM

Damn it guys be happy or I'll kidnap your uncles.


My uncles are pricks. So go ahead.
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Posted 26 July 2012 - 03:44 PM

That sounds very good. T&A. Tears and Awwwwwing.

Sounds like a plan my good sir.

Damn it guys be happy or I'll kidnap your uncles.

Take them.

And my aunts.

And parents please.

Just leave my sister and one cousin.

You can use the rest for experimentation.

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Posted 26 July 2012 - 03:45 PM

I will take up your offer, experiments are fun.

But I still want you all to be happy. I'll kidnap Spleen. Be happy or I'll kidnap Spleen. =D

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Posted 26 July 2012 - 03:48 PM

I will take up your offer, experiments are fun.

But I still want you all to be happy. I'll kidnap Spleen. Be happy or I'll kidnap Spleen. =D


Well, I'm not exactly against that idea. I mean I would rather have the chocolate ice cream while wallowing in sorrow. Or some girl that I can show how awesome I am and she could *possibly* like me. But let's be realistic here. The ice cream is practically the only option.
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Posted 26 July 2012 - 03:48 PM

Please don't take him away from me..

He's the only thing that makes me happy..

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Posted 26 July 2012 - 03:50 PM

How about this, Gol kidnaps Tes and Spleen and I get the ice cream? Good plan? Good.
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