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#41 No-Danico

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Posted 12 January 2013 - 10:01 PM

Everyone should read Pride & Prejudice & Zombies. It's a graphic novel.


And Sense and Sensibility and Sea monsters. Oh, and Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter. The movie is royal shit compared to the book.

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#42 Affray

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Posted 12 January 2013 - 10:09 PM

And Sense and Sensibility and Sea monsters. Oh, and Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter. The movie is royal shit compared to the book.


The book was awesome, my woman saw the movie and hated it in all it's terribleness.
I have refrained from watching it because of all the terrible garbage I have heard about it.

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Posted 13 January 2013 - 03:50 PM

"Ass Goblins of Auschwitz" by Cameron Pierce

I'm serious. http://www.amazon.co...e/dp/1933929936 It looks hilarious.

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Posted 13 January 2013 - 08:28 PM

I was not prepared for that.
Ridiculous.

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#45 No-Danico

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Posted 13 January 2013 - 09:20 PM

Other things by that "author:” The Haunted Vagina. Book description: “It's difficult to love a woman whose vagina is a gateway to the world of the dead.” Why isn’t this a video game yet? I’m thinking some sort of Skyrim mod.

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Posted 15 January 2013 - 07:13 PM

The Third Policeman
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#47 Coconut Man

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Posted 17 January 2013 - 05:13 AM

Sounds like sick twisted versions of "50 Reasons why you should punch a Dolphin in the face" or something....

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Posted 18 January 2013 - 12:11 AM

Other things by that "author:” The Haunted Vagina. Book description: “It's difficult to love a woman whose vagina is a gateway to the world of the dead.” Why isn’t this a video game yet? I’m thinking some sort of Skyrim mod.


Sounds like a must-read.

OT: I recommend "New Drawing on the Right Side of the Brain"

If you want to learn the basics of drawing, or you just wanna learn how your brain works when you are feeling "creative" and "artistic", this is the book to read.

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Posted 18 January 2013 - 10:17 PM

People who bought "Ass Goblins of Auschwitz" by Cameron Pierce also bought:

Wait for it, wait for it...

That's right, "Adolf in Wonderland"!

Reviewed by Brian Keene author of The Rising and Dead Sea, as "Bizarre, twisted, and emotionally raw--Carlton Mellick's fiction is the literary equivalent of putting your brain in a blender."
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#50 Coconut Man

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Posted 22 January 2013 - 09:30 AM

People who bought "Ass Goblins of Auschwitz" by Cameron Pierce also bought:

Wait for it, wait for it...

That's right, "Adolf in Wonderland"!

Reviewed by Brian Keene author of The Rising and Dead Sea, as "Bizarre, twisted, and emotionally raw--Carlton Mellick's fiction is the literary equivalent of putting your brain in a blender."


That's........I have no words. Well, I do have 3.

WHAT
THE
[Subject's Favorite Expletive Here]

On another note, when can I expect the eBook to be out?

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Posted 22 January 2013 - 08:50 PM

That's........I have no words. Well, I do have 3.

WHAT
THE
[Subject's Favorite Expletive Here]

On another note, when can I expect the eBook to be out?


"Ass Goblins of Auschwitz" is surprisingly on Kindle but at the same time... it doesn't surprise me hahaha
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#52 Coconut Man

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Posted 24 January 2013 - 08:51 PM

"Ass Goblins of Auschwitz" is surprisingly on Kindle but at the same time... it doesn't surprise me hahaha


Price? My Kindle was sent in for repairs yesterday, so I might just buy a new one instead (Kindle Paperwhite looks awesome).

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#53 No-Danico

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Posted 24 January 2013 - 09:34 PM

Buying a Kindle, huh? I remember when I had respect for you, Turret. I expect a logical reason for why you own one of those bricks that normals use.

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Posted 26 January 2013 - 07:46 PM

Price? My Kindle was sent in for repairs yesterday, so I might just buy a new one instead (Kindle Paperwhite looks awesome).


$5.95! Not bad for a silly read I suppose!
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