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dodonique

A fake nerd stands no chance against the mind power of a true blue nerd.
Dec 17 2012 01:15 AM
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    Galactus
    *highfive*
    Dec 17 2012 01:46 AM
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    Cthulhu
    I hope you're not saying nerds have to be awesome at math because then I'm going to look like a fake nerd. >.>
    Dec 17 2012 03:54 AM
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    Sethre
    Agreed Cthulhu... Agreed...
    Dec 17 2012 07:35 PM
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dodonique

"With all those kids sitting on his lap, Santa's junk looks like smushed silly putty."
Dec 16 2012 11:04 PM
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dodonique

I need a massage chair...my back is mad at me.
Dec 14 2012 11:55 PM
  • Does "full service" include a happy ending?
    Dec 15 2012 11:49 AM
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    Calvary
    I can offer you that, Emo.
    Dec 15 2012 03:03 PM
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    Galactus
    Full service has always included a happy ending.
    Dec 15 2012 08:44 PM
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dodonique

Yoga...badassness
Dec 14 2012 06:35 PM
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    Galactus
    Haha.

    Dec 14 2012 07:00 PM
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    twa
    *Stands in a corner and smiles, amused*
    Dec 14 2012 07:13 PM
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    dodonique
    Yes. Yes she does.
    Dec 14 2012 07:14 PM
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dodonique

What kind of sick fuck shoots up an elementary school and kills 20 kids?!?!
Dec 14 2012 03:46 PM
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    Galactus
    I understand your point, and I know you are not taking any shots. I think it would be easier to not feel empathy towards terrible things like that. I do know that they happen, and there is nothing I can do to stop it. However, when I do dwell on it, I cannot help but feel saddened by the state of the world and my inability to change it. If only my emotions were controllable.
    Dec 14 2012 04:34 PM
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    Calvary
    Get yo' emotions in check, man! *shakes shoulders*
    Dec 14 2012 04:49 PM
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    Galactus
    Haha, fo real.
    Dec 14 2012 04:56 PM
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dodonique

Fucking whip cream...yum.
Dec 13 2012 02:01 PM
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    Galactus
    o.o Whipped cream coitus?
    Dec 13 2012 02:06 PM
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    dodonique
    Double yum.
    Dec 13 2012 03:33 PM
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    Galactus
    Haha. >.>
    Dec 13 2012 03:40 PM
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dodonique

"Kiss me hard and bite my neck...or a hug, a hug can work too."
Dec 13 2012 12:10 AM
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    dodonique
    Is...is that really possible? O.O
    Dec 13 2012 02:10 AM
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    Galactus
    When you understand the laws of physics, anything is possible.
    Dec 13 2012 02:18 AM
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    dodonique
    *mind blown*
    Dec 13 2012 02:25 AM
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dodonique

"Bad girl? Oh no. No sir. I'm much worse than any bad girl you've met."
Dec 12 2012 06:11 PM
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dodonique

Neck is stiff and leg's asleep...WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SHIT?!?!
Dec 12 2012 02:07 PM
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    Calvary
    I just do it for the feels.
    Dec 12 2012 03:27 PM
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    dodonique
    Sure, sounds legit :D
    Dec 12 2012 04:02 PM
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    Calvary
    Oh well now I feel bad. I'll have to do find some hobo...
    Dec 12 2012 04:30 PM
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dodonique

Snuggies and masturbation: The two reasons having a boyfriend seems unecessary.
Dec 12 2012 11:23 AM
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    Galactus
    The one and only. Apparently cosplay has gone down hill since back in my day.
    Dec 12 2012 11:37 AM
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    dodonique
    Can't believe it's you! You're a legend, man!
    Dec 12 2012 11:41 AM
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    Galactus
    I know.
    Dec 12 2012 11:42 AM
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dodonique

That's right cookie...I made you my bitch.
Dec 12 2012 01:06 AM
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dodonique

Starting to think saving myself for Spiderman isn't going to work out as well as I had planned...
Dec 11 2012 11:29 PM
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    dodonique
    Actual Thor.
    Actor who played Thor was only hot as Thor.
    Dec 11 2012 11:50 PM
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    Galactus
    For reals.
    Dec 11 2012 11:51 PM
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    dodonique
    It happens often. Hugh Jackman is only hot as Wolverine, Johnny Depp as Jack Sparrow or Sweeney Todd, the list goes on and on.
    Dec 11 2012 11:54 PM
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dodonique

Pants are a nuisance.
Dec 11 2012 06:18 PM
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dodonique

There are strange noises coming from my living room and I am here alone. I could be brave...but I'm too tired for that
Dec 11 2012 04:53 PM
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dodonique

Feminists can't work at Subway
Dec 11 2012 02:11 PM