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十二生肖:今年的蛇!
Feb 20 2013 06:51 AM
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    Fox The Cat
    I don't know what it says but if you used google translator it has a 80% chance of being wrong trust me. English to French SO MUCH IS WRONG!
    Feb 20 2013 09:31 PM
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    Coconut Man
    It essentially said that this is the year of the snake in the 12 zodiacs (chinese new year)
    Feb 24 2013 07:45 AM
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Coconut Man

I have a friend with a rather disturbing mind, here is his latest song: Patty cake, patty cake, bake a man, bake him in a cake as fast as you can! Roll him up, pat him up, make him neat, put him in a lake for the piranhas to eat!
Feb 15 2013 06:39 PM
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Coconut Man

If the pen is mightier than the sword, why do actions speak louder than words?
Feb 14 2013 08:39 AM
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    Wolf
    First one is metaphorical, the second one is literal.
    Feb 14 2013 11:39 AM
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    Coconut Man
    You took it too literally :P
    Feb 14 2013 04:13 PM
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    Wolf
    Nobody appreciates my deadpan humor.
    Feb 14 2013 05:01 PM
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Coconut Man

There are only 10 types of people in this world: Those who know binary and those who don't.
Feb 03 2013 06:50 PM
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Coconut Man

Am I the only one that finds it ironic that red, white, and blue represent freedom until they're flashing behind you?
Jan 30 2013 07:37 PM
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Coconut Man

What do we want? PROCRASTINATION! When do we want it? TOMORROW!
Jan 30 2013 07:01 PM
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Coconut Man

Aperture Science or Black Mesa?
Jan 30 2013 07:44 AM
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    Wolf
    Black Mesa hired Gordon Freeman, and brought about mankind's slavery by causing a Resonance Cascade. Point 1 for Mesa.
    Jan 30 2013 11:37 AM
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    Bowsette
    Slavery is good?
    Jan 30 2013 01:22 PM
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Coconut Man

Mitt Romney Style!
Jan 24 2013 09:10 PM
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    Wolf
    I can't fit women into binders, only parts of them.
    Jan 25 2013 02:22 PM
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    Coconut Man
    Mitt Romoney: Bindas 'fulla women!
    Jan 25 2013 03:24 PM
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    Trilo
    It's a shame everyone has forgotten about the completely realistic moon colony that was totally going to happen.
    Jan 27 2013 08:35 PM
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Coconut Man

The Apple car has no Windows, but is driven by Penguins.
Jan 23 2013 03:10 PM
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    Coconut Man
    Actually, it DOES have Windows, but windows never have Apples ^_^
    Jan 23 2013 04:03 PM
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    SpleenBeGone
    That's because apples on windows attract flies.
    Jan 24 2013 06:30 AM
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    Coconut Man
    Well, windows attract enough mosquitos anyway, they get viruses all the time without proper mesh screens.
    Jan 24 2013 06:24 PM
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Coconut Man

SlendyTubbies will make you rethink your entire childhood.
Jan 22 2013 09:28 AM
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Coconut Man

Holy crap I haven't posted much today something must be wrong with me xD
Jan 14 2013 06:42 PM
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Coconut Man

Ah, another all nighter....better go drink some coffee now :D
Jan 13 2013 02:46 AM
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Coconut Man

I keep hitting refresh to see if there are any new posts....I clearly have no life...
Jan 12 2013 07:45 PM
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Coconut Man

Wow, my work's wifi doesn't block Nerd Forum, lucky break :D
Jan 11 2013 08:51 AM
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Coconut Man

Here's an oxymoron for you: school food.
Jan 10 2013 03:45 PM
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    Cthulhu
    I actually enjoyed them chicken sandwiches. Nothing else, however.
    Jan 11 2013 08:06 AM