I would say that I am a veteran of the internet.
I grew up hanging out on 4chan and other forums and image boards and the like.
I have seen, heard, and read it all. Ain't nothing shocks me. There may be things that surprise me, or situations that I'd never heard of or considered before, but I am not shocked nor easily turned.
And then I read a thing that I wish beyond all else that I hadn't.
I didn't think it was possible.
Fucking Reddit.
TO BE FAIR, I was not warned. Not properly, anyway.
No, I'm not going to fucking link it.
If you really want to go looking for it, I'm sure someone will find it:
Doritos.