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#1 The Seldom Seen Kid

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Posted 10 July 2013 - 11:16 AM

If you were to have a mediocre superpower that slightly aided you in general everyday tasks, what would it be?



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Posted 10 July 2013 - 11:41 AM

Better capacity to learn new things. As a trade off, I lose some social skills.

 

 

oh, wait...

 

 

 

 

 

Hmm, probably minutely faster physical/mental reaction time.


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Posted 10 July 2013 - 11:55 AM

I already have one.

 

I am Sir Fixalot. 


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Posted 10 July 2013 - 12:48 PM

I already have one too.

 

Unstoppable in all things related to video games.


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#5 The Seldom Seen Kid

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Posted 10 July 2013 - 12:53 PM

Mine would be a moderate reduction on VAT for all items I buy...

 

Or the ability to make all public transport come on time when I'm around. Never late but never early.



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Posted 10 July 2013 - 12:54 PM

I'll take idk's lost social skills.



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Posted 10 July 2013 - 12:57 PM

I'll take idk's lost social skills.

if I knew where they where I'd duct tape them yo my chest so I don't lose them again.  :lol:


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Posted 10 July 2013 - 01:00 PM

I've actually thought about this for quite some time.

It'd either be the ability to find anything I'm looking for immediately, or have the exact amount of change in my pocket for whatever it is I want. 
(saw the second from a little kid, damn good power >.>)


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#9 The Seldom Seen Kid

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Posted 10 July 2013 - 01:04 PM

I've actually thought about this for quite some time.

It'd either be the ability to find anything I'm looking for immediately, or have the exact amount of change in my pocket for whatever it is I want. 
(saw the second from a little kid, damn good power >.>)

That's wierd your second one is what my brother chose. o_O



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Posted 10 July 2013 - 01:05 PM

Maybe he read the same reddit post I did.

Or maybe I am him.

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Posted 10 July 2013 - 01:27 PM

I think I'd like to be able to drip small quantities of fresh water from my hands.

 

DO YOU HAVE A SLIGHT THIRST? NO MATTER! MOIST MAN IS ON THE JOB!


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Posted 10 July 2013 - 01:31 PM

I think I'd like to be able to drip small quantities of fresh water from my hands.

 

DO YOU HAVE A SLIGHT THIRST? NO MATTER! MOIST MAN IS ON THE JOB!

I actually have known people that can produce steady streams of water from their hands in the form of sweat.

I gagged a little when I imagined it.


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#13 The Seldom Seen Kid

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Posted 10 July 2013 - 01:45 PM

I think I'd like to be able to drip small quantities of fresh water from my hands.

 

DO YOU HAVE A SLIGHT THIRST? NO MATTER! MOIST MAN IS ON THE JOB!

If you were to leave moist man in a badly ventilated room he would surely become Mould Man over time.



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Posted 10 July 2013 - 06:36 PM

I already have a moderate collection of abilities That surpass what my body should be able to do.

So I have no need for additional prowess.


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Posted 10 July 2013 - 08:13 PM

Telekenisis. So I could move the dumbasses out of my way on the road.

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#16 The Seldom Seen Kid

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Posted 11 July 2013 - 10:08 AM

Telekenisis. So I could move the dumbasses out of my way on the road.

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Seems a little op ;)



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Posted 11 July 2013 - 06:39 PM

Silencing people when they're being jerks

In the generality of me saying something and they immediately forget what the next jerky thing they were gonna say, or they choke up, get laryngitis... Something.

 

Would make my life a little easier, especially during my really down days and I still have shit-heads on my case.


Because I can...


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Posted 12 July 2013 - 07:45 AM

Silencing people when they're being jerks

In the generality of me saying something and they immediately forget what the next jerky thing they were gonna say, or they choke up, get laryngitis... Something.

 

Would make my life a little easier, especially during my really down days and I still have shit-heads on my case.

B-but that's censorship! 


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Posted 12 July 2013 - 07:56 AM

I think I'd like to be able to drip small quantities of fresh water from my hands.

 

DO YOU HAVE A SLIGHT THIRST? NO MATTER! MOIST MAN IS ON THE JOB!

LET'S GET MOIST



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Posted 12 July 2013 - 11:07 AM

The ability to grow or reduce hair on any part of my body at will.

 

"Hmm, I feel like changing my hairstyle. *vwoosh*"


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