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Why So Serious
Started by Lord_Zamboodu, Mar 01 2012 02:47 PM
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Posted 18 December 2016 - 05:38 PM
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Posted 18 December 2016 - 06:13 PM
That is actually pretty well done, and the most metal thing I've seen in a while.
It is perfectly acceptable to fear and admire a being you could not possibly understand.
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Posted 18 December 2016 - 07:18 PM
So awesome I had to share
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Posted 19 December 2016 - 04:12 AM
Does anyone take melatonin?
Holy shit snickerdoodles, I get the most vivid nightmares when I do. At least I been linking it to that.
I rarely take it, just to help set a sleep schedule.
But fuck, if that comes with barely surviving the zombie apocalypse I'm done.
Holy shit snickerdoodles, I get the most vivid nightmares when I do. At least I been linking it to that.
I rarely take it, just to help set a sleep schedule.
But fuck, if that comes with barely surviving the zombie apocalypse I'm done.
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Posted 19 December 2016 - 05:47 AM
I have trouble staying asleep and have considered it, now I don't want to.
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Posted 19 December 2016 - 07:50 AM
Nightmares are the WORST. Like, why, brain? Why do this?
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Posted 19 December 2016 - 08:02 AM
I low key love getting nightmares, I like being scurred shitless.
Ask for my discord/Insta/Tumblr if you want.
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Posted 19 December 2016 - 08:19 AM
Dreams can be some crazy shit.
Most of mine are usually about sex.
Reminds me of when I was in middle school, there were those kids that would purposely buy Adidas and walk around all thug like, "do you know what Adidas even stands for?"
"All day I dream about sex."
And it's like, you dream about Donkey Kong you fucking twat. Don't lie.
I totally dreamed about Mega-man, because I was cooler.
Most of mine are usually about sex.
Reminds me of when I was in middle school, there were those kids that would purposely buy Adidas and walk around all thug like, "do you know what Adidas even stands for?"
"All day I dream about sex."
And it's like, you dream about Donkey Kong you fucking twat. Don't lie.
I totally dreamed about Mega-man, because I was cooler.
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Posted 19 December 2016 - 09:48 AM
Roses are red,
Violets are blue;
WOLOLO!
Now roses are, too.
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Posted 19 December 2016 - 10:11 PM
Ginger, is the spice of life
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Posted 20 December 2016 - 07:16 AM
me_irl.
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Posted 20 December 2016 - 07:26 AM
So me as well. But I laugh at myself a lot and I have a fast humor so it's usually met with laughs.
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Posted 20 December 2016 - 07:31 AM
Ginger, is the spice of life
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Posted 20 December 2016 - 07:54 AM
You know those automatic sliding doors at grocery stores and shit? The motion ones with no handles. One time it didn't open for me. I walked forward and backward. Side to side. That's when I knew...
I didn't have a soul. When did I lose it? Will I ever get it back? What I have done to deserve this? These are the things to make you ponder. Then when all hope of buying groceries that day vanished. Just when I turned to leave a lady walked out from the inside and I dashed inward.
Yeah fuck you "heavens gate" wannabe automatic sliding door mother fucker. I won and reclaimed my soul. And got some delicious treats.
That bitch never not opened for me again.
The moral of this story is sometimes you have to let others open the door for you. Because your soul might get lost or stolen.
I didn't have a soul. When did I lose it? Will I ever get it back? What I have done to deserve this? These are the things to make you ponder. Then when all hope of buying groceries that day vanished. Just when I turned to leave a lady walked out from the inside and I dashed inward.
Yeah fuck you "heavens gate" wannabe automatic sliding door mother fucker. I won and reclaimed my soul. And got some delicious treats.
That bitch never not opened for me again.
The moral of this story is sometimes you have to let others open the door for you. Because your soul might get lost or stolen.
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Posted 20 December 2016 - 08:09 AM
I laughed really hard. I stole it
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Posted 20 December 2016 - 12:40 PM
Wtf is with people and cologne/perfume.
Showers work just as well. Women love men who bathe, not men who marinate their head in artificial smells.
This fucking guy at work bathed in the stuff. I literally followed the scent trail from the locker room across the building and a down a flight of stairs. It's like,
"Can you put body wash down on your Christmas list? Because your wife shouldn't keep buying you cologne."
You work with a bunch dudes, dude.
EDIT: One squirt people! Two if it's date night. Those are the rules.
Showers work just as well. Women love men who bathe, not men who marinate their head in artificial smells.
This fucking guy at work bathed in the stuff. I literally followed the scent trail from the locker room across the building and a down a flight of stairs. It's like,
"Can you put body wash down on your Christmas list? Because your wife shouldn't keep buying you cologne."
You work with a bunch dudes, dude.
EDIT: One squirt people! Two if it's date night. Those are the rules.
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Posted 20 December 2016 - 12:44 PM
Had a teacher who was allergic.
Some dick kids would wear a bunch of it just to make her miserable.
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Posted 20 December 2016 - 12:53 PM
That really sucks! I enjoy when men smell good, but not too strong. Body wash is good you don't need to marinate as you say.
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Posted 20 December 2016 - 12:54 PM
That's like a super shitty thing to doHad a teacher who was allergic.
Some dick kids would wear a bunch of it just to make her miserable.
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