Why So Serious

I FEEL YOUR PAIN but there is no way in hell my husband would let me go to one of those

I FEEL YOUR PAIN but there is no way in hell my husband would let me go to one of those

Dude, you know how rabbits are soft and cute? Well, this one motherfuckin' rabbit. I was stupid and didn't ask the breed but I looked up dozens of images that fit the description and I think it was a special breed called Blue Rex, and my fawking gawd...this was the softest goddamn animal you ever seen in your entire life. This rabbit was a dryer sheet for humans. All I can think about is picking him up and tumbling around the floor for an hour just so I know what it's like to feel like a million dollars.

Not only that, there was a lady there with savannah kittens!!! F2-F6's.The F2's were only $4,500! I was about ready to throw this lady my truck keys and be like, "I'll take 5. Throw in some F-3's too."

Ah, that's all on me though. I'm a renter and not a home owner and the landlord reluctantly agreed to my current zoo so I couldn't push it.

I'm a renter and not a home owner and the landlord reluctantly agreed to my current zoo so I couldn't push it.

 OOOO what animals do you have?

Also my aunt has a red version of that bunny. Was like a show winner and everything that she adopted. Savannah cats are adorables too! I wants a hedgehog so bad too. And like everything else....

 OOOO what animals do you have?

Also my aunt has a red version of that bunny. Was like a show winner and everything that she adopted. Savannah cats are adorables too! I wants a hedgehog so bad too. And like everything else....

Just two sugar gliders, two guinea pigs and two cats.

I did not realise hedgehogs weren't native to America until yesterday. Y'all calling a fucking hedgehog exotic cracks me up.

No doubt. There was a lot of snakes their that were native to America. There was like three major breeders there. Hundreds of breeds of babies I never heard of. It was entertaining to see, and even the breeders conduct trades. "Yeah I'll do it. I'll give you my RED EYE'D GHOST JUMPER for your BLUE BELLIED TOE SNIPPER. " like I can remember any real names.

You need snakes in your life, Gol.

My ex had a pretty large snake and I must admit, I found it rather a dull pet to have. :/

I did not realise hedgehogs weren't native to America until yesterday. Y'all calling a fucking hedgehog exotic cracks me up.

I didn't realize that either, and I live here. >.>

Also, when did rabbits become exotic? We had tons of them as kids, and there are field rabbits in my yard every morning. 

The breeders brought all sorts of animals. There was quite a few different breeds of cavies there too. One guy had a straight up teddy bear hamster, like, what? lol. Look at this big fucker, I forget the name but he wasn't for sale. A lot of pets were there for display/holding.

Otherwise he would have come home with daddy.

EDIT: (I am talking about the animal)

It looks like you could lose fingers to that real quick. 

Got almost ten inches on Sunday.

Expecting about the same today.

Greeeeeaaaaaat.

Your post was two words away from being the gayest thing I've soon on here in a while.

I fixed that for you.

Dammit, Affray! 

 

 
Otherwise he would have come home with daddy.
 
EDIT: (I am talking about the animal)

not found, Elfie.

However,

https://youtu.be/i2ZQ1OdfcHI