Everyone should read Pride & Prejudice & Zombies. It's a graphic novel.
And Sense and Sensibility and Sea monsters. Oh, and Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter. The movie is royal shit compared to the book.
Posted 12 January 2013 - 10:01 PM
Everyone should read Pride & Prejudice & Zombies. It's a graphic novel.
My first novel, Seeds of Magic- Barnes & Noble, Smashwords, Kobo, Sony Store
Posted 12 January 2013 - 10:09 PM
And Sense and Sensibility and Sea monsters. Oh, and Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter. The movie is royal shit compared to the book.
It is perfectly acceptable to fear and admire a being you could not possibly understand.
Posted 13 January 2013 - 03:50 PM
“Shimatta! Bare… nan no koto kashira?”
Posted 13 January 2013 - 08:28 PM
It is perfectly acceptable to fear and admire a being you could not possibly understand.
Posted 13 January 2013 - 09:20 PM
My first novel, Seeds of Magic- Barnes & Noble, Smashwords, Kobo, Sony Store
Posted 15 January 2013 - 07:13 PM
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Posted 18 January 2013 - 12:11 AM
Other things by that "author:” The Haunted Vagina. Book description: “It's difficult to love a woman whose vagina is a gateway to the world of the dead.” Why isn’t this a video game yet? I’m thinking some sort of Skyrim mod.
Posted 18 January 2013 - 10:17 PM
Posted 22 January 2013 - 09:30 AM
People who bought "Ass Goblins of Auschwitz" by Cameron Pierce also bought:
Wait for it, wait for it...
That's right, "Adolf in Wonderland"!
Reviewed by Brian Keene author of The Rising and Dead Sea, as "Bizarre, twisted, and emotionally raw--Carlton Mellick's fiction is the literary equivalent of putting your brain in a blender."
Posted 22 January 2013 - 08:50 PM
That's........I have no words. Well, I do have 3.
WHAT
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On another note, when can I expect the eBook to be out?
Posted 24 January 2013 - 08:51 PM
"Ass Goblins of Auschwitz" is surprisingly on Kindle but at the same time... it doesn't surprise me hahaha
Posted 24 January 2013 - 09:34 PM
My first novel, Seeds of Magic- Barnes & Noble, Smashwords, Kobo, Sony Store
Posted 26 January 2013 - 07:46 PM
Price? My Kindle was sent in for repairs yesterday, so I might just buy a new one instead (Kindle Paperwhite looks awesome).