http://imgur.com/gallery/RpZfE
Posted 16 August 2015 - 11:00 AM
Oh god I bet that nurse had a laugh about that later.
"And when I finally got it, it was still buzzing!"
Posted 16 August 2015 - 11:01 AM
I love that he tweeted to energizer about it.
Posted 16 August 2015 - 11:58 AM
ΝΙΨΟΝ ΑΝΟΜΗΜΑΤΑ ΜΗ ΜΟΝΑΝ ΟΨΙΝ
Posted 16 August 2015 - 12:09 PM
Posted 16 August 2015 - 12:18 PM
ΝΙΨΟΝ ΑΝΟΜΗΜΑΤΑ ΜΗ ΜΟΝΑΝ ΟΨΙΝ
Posted 16 August 2015 - 02:08 PM
What a time to be alive.
Posted 16 August 2015 - 05:31 PM
Fantastic.
I also super love the angry tweet to Energizer for making awesome batteries.
It is perfectly acceptable to fear and admire a being you could not possibly understand.
Posted 16 August 2015 - 05:38 PM
Yep. This kind of consumer-company communication is what social media was made for.
Posted 16 August 2015 - 06:59 PM
Ha, anal, I see what you did there!
Posted 16 August 2015 - 07:01 PM
You'd be surprised at the massive amount of people who have to go to the hospital over sex toy related injuries every year. I was laughing my ass off reading about it, and the spike that happened after the 50 shades movie was released.
Posted 16 August 2015 - 07:09 PM
Posted 16 August 2015 - 07:10 PM
Posted 16 August 2015 - 07:54 PM
ΝΙΨΟΝ ΑΝΟΜΗΜΑΤΑ ΜΗ ΜΟΝΑΝ ΟΨΙΝ
Posted 16 August 2015 - 08:27 PM
**bows**
But seriously now, I'm going to have to call BS on this dude.
He obviously doesn't know his ass from a hole-in-the-ground about sex toys.
(And in this day & age any man that is into anal is well versed in toys in general.)
When I went to school for emergency telecommunications I was enlightened on the subject of how to remove an aerosol can from someone's anus without either shooting the contents of the can into their body, or having it explode in their colon. Turns out those things create some pretty wicked suction when they get up there, and the trick is to puncture the bottom so that the can de-pressurises by emptying out though the a-hole and can then be wiggled out. People cramming random shit up their ass is so common that I am not even a little surprised that someone got an actual sex toy stuck up there. This guy was at least responsible enough with his ass adventure to get a toy and not just use some random item from his garage.
It is perfectly acceptable to fear and admire a being you could not possibly understand.
Posted 16 August 2015 - 08:38 PM
When I went to school for emergency telecommunications I was enlightened on the subject of how to remove an aerosol can from someone's anus without either shooting the contents of the can into their body, or having it explode in their colon. Turns out those things create some pretty wicked suction when they get up there, and the trick is to puncture the bottom so that the can de-pressurises by emptying out though the a-hole and can then be wiggled out. People cramming random shit up their ass is so common that I am not even a little surprised that someone got an actual sex toy stuck up there. This guy was at least responsible enough with his ass adventure to get a toy and not just use some random item from his garage.
Posted 16 August 2015 - 09:14 PM
All I got from that----"an aerosol can"-----OUCH!
Do you know how BIG those things are?!?!?
No.
I've seen videos of three arms at once, aerosol cans are nothing.
“Shimatta! Bare… nan no koto kashira?”
Posted 16 August 2015 - 10:24 PM
I've seen videos of three arms at once, aerosol cans are nothing.
Yeah, I feel like all hospital employees should watch mandated, intensely graphic insertion porn to get them desensitised to what they will definitely encounter at some point in their week.
It is perfectly acceptable to fear and admire a being you could not possibly understand.
Posted 16 August 2015 - 10:43 PM
for the real struggle, they probably should also watch the Pain Olympics on repeat until they can handle that too, because something like that (though more likely an accident) will eventually come their way.
Posted 17 August 2015 - 11:44 AM
I've seen videos of three arms at once, aerosol cans are nothing.