Apparently a man was arrested where I live for walking around naked and covered in Crisco.
“He had lathered himself up in Crisco. He was covered in grease, and was holding the can under his arm."
"I just wanted to party", god bless America.
Time to move
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, Dec 12 2012 11:22 AM
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Posted 12 December 2012 - 11:34 AM
Classic. lol. He parties harder than I will ever dream.
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Posted 12 December 2012 - 11:38 AM
To be human is to err so...err
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Posted 12 December 2012 - 11:42 AM
I guess we could say you're just not as slick.Classic. lol. He parties harder than I will ever dream.
Haha, first thing I thought of too.
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Posted 12 December 2012 - 11:44 AM
I guess we could say you're just not as slick.
Haha, first thing I thought of too.
Slick, Nice! I like it. lol.
And posted image is broken.
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Posted 12 December 2012 - 11:45 AM
I love the guy's explanation for taking his shorts off 
To be human is to err so...err
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Posted 12 December 2012 - 11:45 AM
Slick, Nice! I like it. lol.
And posted image is broken.
What??? NOOOOOOOO!!!!! Posted image, WHY?!?!
To be human is to err so...err
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Posted 12 December 2012 - 11:52 AM
Apparently a man was arrested where I live for walking around naked and covered in Crisco.
“He had lathered himself up in Crisco. He was covered in grease, and was holding the can under his arm."
"I just wanted to party", god bless America.
Didn't this happen like a year ago?
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Posted 12 December 2012 - 11:53 AM
Borked for me too.
I need no excuse to get nekkid.
I need no excuse to get nekkid.
Ask for my discord/Insta/Tumblr if you want.
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Posted 12 December 2012 - 11:57 AM
Article posted aug 7th, 2012.
Didn't this happen like a year ago?
The only reason I know though is because I saw a newspaper clipping on an imageboard and was like "wait a minute, Rock Island?"
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Posted 12 December 2012 - 01:07 PM
I'm actually genuinely surprised that that picture was not of you.
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Posted 12 December 2012 - 01:08 PM
No, I don't get caught.
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Posted 12 December 2012 - 01:09 PM
You'd think after all this time I'd know better than to be drinking or eating while reading one of your replies..
*sigh*
*gets paper towels*
*sigh*
*gets paper towels*
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Posted 12 December 2012 - 01:10 PM
No, I don't get caught.
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Posted 12 December 2012 - 01:16 PM
No, I don't get caught.
Like a greasy, naked ninja
To be human is to err so...err
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Posted 12 December 2012 - 01:19 PM
You'd think after all this time I'd know better than to be drinking or eating while reading one of your replies..
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... you didn't already have them by the computer? hueheuheuheuhee
That would be implying I don't want to be seen. :xLike a greasy, naked ninja
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Posted 12 December 2012 - 01:21 PM
That would be implying I don't want to be seen. :x
That is true. Any person who is greased and naked would definitely want to be seen.
To be human is to err so...err
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Posted 12 December 2012 - 01:22 PM
No. I usually just use his pillow case to clean myself up.
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Posted 12 December 2012 - 01:25 PM
I didn't buy $10 worth of crisco to not be seen, damn it.That is true. Any person who is greased and naked would definitely want to be seen.
"I miss the smell of you on my pillow"No. I usually just use his pillow case to clean myself up.
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Posted 13 December 2012 - 10:15 AM
I was genuinely wondering... Why naked? Why Crisco?
but then I read "5 grams of meth"
and everything fell into place.
but then I read "5 grams of meth"
and everything fell into place.
